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Problem of evil and the free will response again? Please y'all, have mercy on the people who actually have to read every thread in this forum and at least make some effort to keep the dicussion vaguely on topic. This one, lest we forget, is about an RR thread grooving on the idea of Israeli nuclear strikes on Syria.
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Well I for one do not want nuclear strikes on any one.
Bad precedent if nothing else. You all know that within 50 years everybody and his brother will have nukes. "A nuke here, a nuke there and pretty soon you are talking real nuclear destruction"-----------------a somewhat paraphrase of Everett Dirkson. |
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God, wiping his hands after disembowling the Sunday-dinner goat prior to loping off its head: �Hey, son, come over here an� see the way this thing�s looking at its insides!�
Jesus, who�se in the middle of making some more Shaker furniture for the sitting room: �Look dad, how come you always act like you�re some sick bastard?� �Bastard? Bastard! Me a bastard. That�s ripe comin� from you!� �Hey, don�t you go on about that again! Don�t forget, I�ve spoke to my mother about how you did what you did to her when she was betrothed and all to Joseph - and know what? She said you weren�t that great anyhow. Not what she�d have expected of Mr Big!� God pulls the goat�s head off and stuffs it into his mouth, still blinking. He swallows a few times and calls out: �Holy Spirit, stop ironing those damn robes and speak to our son, will you? He�s bein disrespectful again.� Holy Spirit puts down the iron (it stays hot without having to be plugged in - miracles, its found, make a huge difference to the household bills). �You two at it again? Jesus, I know your Dad got a bit carried away with that Mary lass, and then had you crucified but he loves you really. We both do. And PLEASE, God, do something about those entrails before Gabriel and the others get here.� God says: �Abracadabra!� and turns them into another goat, right there in the kitchen. Jesus sighs: �You only did that so�s you can kill it again.� �So?� �I don�t get it, having to kill things all the time.� God puts his arm around him in a fatherly way: �It�s called �starting over,�� he says. �I�ve always liked �starting over.� Ask Holy Spirit. It�s what I do. Wipe out, start over, wipe out, start over. I dunno, but making things is OK, but then so is smashing them up. And well, is there any more beautiful sound than an orphan's dying scream?� Holy Spirit starts ironing again. Jesus goes back to his lathe. God bites off the top of a Jack Daniels, empties the bottle and belches. �OK,� he says, �What�s next to kill?� |
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I wouldn't get all worked up over just another RR thread. It's nothing but people who have been given some handy bad guys to be pissed at and felt like wearing the Big Daddy Pants for kicks once. Talk is cheap. Now, if one of them sat in front of the little red button, then I'd be scared. |
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...so, Magus55 can�t wait for his sufferings to end.
Is this what the Christian life has done for you - make you want to get away from all your sufferings? Me? I like life. But then I�m a damned Atheist. I like my family, I like rock�n roll an the blues an other stuff, and having a whisky and being on my bike and being in the sun and the rain and looking at the hills and well - just being ALIVE. If Magus can�t wait to end it all, there�s ways of arranging that without actually committing suicide, which will get him sent to hell. How about selling up, getting an airline ticket to the Middle East, sneaking into Gaza City with a tent and camping out in the vicinity of a Hamas leader? I think the Israelis will see to it that your heart�s desire is satisfied in a day or two... I think, Magus55, it�s a touch selfish wishing that your god would mop up humanity just so�s you don�t have to pay your bills. |
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Now, if one of them sat in front of the little red button, then I'd be scared.
Do you remember a certain prominent person describing several nations as the "Axis of Evil" and promising that the War on Terrorism would not end until that evil is eliminated from the world not so long ago? Be afraid, be very afraid. |
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