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God was an alcoholic!
9,000 years old wine
Apparently alcoholism predates the exisitence of the universe; therefore, ergo, the Creator must be an alcoholic. :Cheeky: |
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12-10-2004, 05:52 PM
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12-12-2004, 05:06 AM
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12-12-2004, 05:41 AM
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12-12-2004, 05:49 AM
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It is all coming together for me now. The reason we have all those imperfections that we sometimes cite as a way to disprove ID are just because God had a hangover from his wild party on day 5.
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12-12-2004, 05:57 AM
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Well, if Jesus' body is the bread and his blood is the wine then he must have one high blood-alcohol level...
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12-12-2004, 09:35 PM
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Don't laugh too hard. The Yoruba tell a story about why there are albinos, cripples, and deformed people. Obatala got drunk while he was forming humans out of clay and didn't notice that some of them were misshapen. I always thought it was a much better story than the "God made you a cripple for a reason" that christians use.
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