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Magic Primate · 09-09-2003, 10:04 AM

Lucifer is online too:

http://www.asklucifer.com

mark9950 · 09-09-2003, 06:04 PM

I asked lucifer if he wants to overthrow God

Human: do you want to overthrow God
Lucifer: OK, I will overthrow God.

You see he wants to help me overthrow God

Lucifer is great

Human: did you know god can be defeated
Lucifer: he is a tyrant and an insecure bully.

Magic Primate · 09-10-2003, 01:14 PM

I don't think you quite realise what you've done now.

squiddy · 09-10-2003, 07:11 PM

Is it just me, or does Haylow sound a bit like Gollum?

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I dont think you should do that satan is tricksey

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Me swears, me swears to be nice to you if you be nice to us

Just a coincidence, my precioussssss?

mark9950 · 09-11-2003, 10:15 PM

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I don't think you quite realise what you've done now.

A REVOLUTION,God is on my poop list and Jesus is headed for hell when I overthrow God I also received my iron chariot that I bought on ebay.

Gamer4Fire · 09-11-2003, 11:33 PM

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Originally posted by Gamer4Fire
The Lord Satan
Hell, MI

[Please refer to the rule below, I don't know if it is personal, but it sure could be. Thanks -J]

(3) You will not violate a person's privacy by publishing against someone's will information that is private and personal.

That was the address and phone number of the Damnation University, Hell, Michigan. I got both off their online catalog when I did a quick search for "Hell USA" on Google. It was public information, not private. I figured that Satan could be found through them, if he weren't a teacher/admin of the college itself.

Weltall · 09-16-2003, 09:11 PM

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Originally posted by mark9950
A REVOLUTION,God is on my poop list and Jesus is headed for hell when I overthrow God I also received my iron chariot that I bought on ebay.

Can I join in? I've got a really big mecha designed to slay god.

mark9950 · 09-17-2003, 01:15 AM

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Can I join in? I've got a really big mecha designed to slay god.

You can join but you must contact satan on all the details.lucifer knows that God must be defeated and realizes that a mortal can only overthrow God and only with a chariot of iron.

I will give you jesus spot in heaven when I throw him in hell.

Mike Rosoft · 09-24-2003, 04:16 PM

Hell is in Norway!

Mike Rosoft

Bright Life · 09-24-2003, 10:02 PM

You know, my sister would read this thread and TOTALLY believe it. "See, they ARE satan worshippers!" Obviously, she would miss the point of the limited liability partnership.

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Mike Rosoft Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Prague, Czech Republic Posts: 965	Someone had to say that Hell is in Norway! Mike Rosoft

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Magic Primate Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Oxfordshire Posts: 1,134	Lucifer is online too: http://www.asklucifer.com

09-09-2003, 06:04 PM	#32
mark9950 Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: midwest usa Posts: 1,203	I asked lucifer if he wants to overthrow God Human: do you want to overthrow God Lucifer: OK, I will overthrow God. You see he wants to help me overthrow God Lucifer is great Human: did you know god can be defeated Lucifer: he is a tyrant and an insecure bully.

09-10-2003, 01:14 PM	#33
Magic Primate Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Oxfordshire Posts: 1,134	I don't think you quite realise what you've done now.

09-24-2003, 10:02 PM	#40
Bright Life Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 8,345	You know, my sister would read this thread and TOTALLY believe it. "See, they ARE satan worshippers!" Obviously, she would miss the point of the limited liability partnership.

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