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Old 05-25-2012, 04:20 AM   #41
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Technically, anyone who isn't Greek is a barbarian.

The Romans (in whose rule the new testament appeared) would disagree with that.
Of course! No-one was more haughty, or more barbaric.
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Technically, anyone who isn't Greek is a barbarian.

The Romans (in whose rule the new testament appeared) would disagree with that.
Of course! No-one was more haughty, or more barbaric.
Anyway, don't spoil Joan's big occasion.
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Old 05-25-2012, 06:18 AM   #43
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If any adult in Western society hasn't read the Bible, it is safe to say that he's improperly educated.
I strongly disagree.

In Iceland we've recently had a debate about this, because Gideons International actually gets to distribute the New testament to kids in schools, and new rules in Reykjavik, the capital and with 1/3 of the population, ban this.

Although everybody knows that the guys in Gideons are just interested in "saving" kids, publicly that argument wouldn't work so they have to use arguments like this: "Oh... without knowing the NT/Bible you won't understand Christianity, modern culture or western literature/history/...et cetera"

But is any of that actually true? Regarding modern culture, isn't stuff like The Simpsons, Harry Potter and Frineds actually much more relevant? And really, how much of what kids learn in history classes is dependent on being familiar with the bible? And even when it comes to Chritsianity itself, it has to a large degree almost nothing to do with the Bible.

I think that this emphasis to having to be familiar with the Bible to be "properly educated" is just what people used to say: "If any adult in Western society doesn't know latin, it is safe to say that he's improperly educated."
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I strongly disagree.

In Iceland we've recently had a debate about this, because Gideons International actually gets to distribute the New testament to kids in schools, and new rules in Reykjavik, the capital and with 1/3 of the population, ban this.

Although everybody knows that the guys in Gideons are just interested in "saving" kids
Gideons are interested in saving people from Christianity. They favour fake forms of it, and try to head off children before they get to the real thing.

The question is, what do people prefer? The phoney, or the real?

Dawkins knows what he wants. He's failed to shoot down Christianity with evolution, so he's going for the cardboard cutout version.
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I'd love to see all the different versions of the Bible distributed to schools; then it wouldn't be necessary for students to read them. They could see that there's a major problem with the 'word of God' just because Christians can't decide which one is true.
"Good morning, sixth form. Let me introduce Ms Joan of Bark, invited here by Mr Foreham, your own RE teacher because, as you know, he believes that as many opinions as possible be heard in his subject. We are fortunate to have Ms Joan as a visiting teacher on this occasion. You will have noticed on each of your desks two shining new copies of books, alongside the rather battered Good News Bible you're used to. They are copies of the New International Version, and the New Revised Standard Version, best-selling Bibles that you may already know. They are kindly provided by the local Humanist Association. As headteacher I can assure you that, without their generosity, it is unlikely that we could make the study that Ms Joan is going to help you with today.

So, without further ado, over to you, Ms Joan."

[applause from head, students, Mr Foreham and various other interested teachers at the back]
Sounds good. Do I get paid?
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I read the Bible a couple of during my early twenties (with some skimming over the 'begats'). Reading its content, the bizzare nature of its God, ethics, condoned killings, etc, was one of the main reasons for rejecting all possibility that it's related to an actual God.
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"Good morning, sixth form. Let me introduce Ms Joan of Bark, invited here by Mr Foreham, your own RE teacher because, as you know, he believes that as many opinions as possible be heard in his subject. We are fortunate to have Ms Joan as a visiting teacher on this occasion. You will have noticed on each of your desks two shining new copies of books, alongside the rather battered Good News Bible you're used to. They are copies of the New International Version, and the New Revised Standard Version, best-selling Bibles that you may already know. They are kindly provided by the local Humanist Association. As headteacher I can assure you that, without their generosity, it is unlikely that we could make the study that Ms Joan is going to help you with today.

So, without further ado, over to you, Ms Joan."

[applause from head, students, Mr Foreham and various other interested teachers at the back]
Sounds good. Do I get paid?
[Mr Foreham hurries to the front, the head having left, as heads must.]

"Now students, Ms Joan of Bark was only joking. What's that, Ernest? Of course she's not playing for time! Really, Ernest! What a suggestion! Now Ms Joan has out of the goodness of her heart kindly offered to help us, and has neither wish nor need to be paid, so we really must be on her best behaviour, sorry, our best behaviour. It would not do if she was to up and leave us, now, would it! Goodness, no!

"Do forgive us, Ms Joan, and do go on.

"I believe Ms Joan is going to tell us how it is that different translations of the Bible are representative of different kinds of Christianity. No doubt she has plenty of examples of this phenomenon at her fingertips. We are all eager to hear about this, as you can see, Ms Joan, so do continue when you are ready."
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"Good morning, sixth form. Let me introduce Ms Joan of Bark, invited here by Mr Foreham, your own RE teacher because, as you know, he believes that as many opinions as possible be heard in his subject. We are fortunate to have Ms Joan as a visiting teacher on this occasion. You will have noticed on each of your desks two shining new copies of books, alongside the rather battered Good News Bible you're used to. They are copies of the New International Version, and the New Revised Standard Version, best-selling Bibles that you may already know. They are kindly provided by the local Humanist Association. As headteacher I can assure you that, without their generosity, it is unlikely that we could make the study that Ms Joan is going to help you with today.

So, without further ado, over to you, Ms Joan."

[applause from head, students, Mr Foreham and various other interested teachers at the back]
Sounds good. Do I get paid?
[Mr Foreham hurries to the front, the head having left, as heads must.]

"Now students, Ms Joan of Bark was only joking. What's that, Ernest? Of course she's not playing for time! Really, Ernest! What a suggestion! Now Ms Joan has out of the goodness of her heart kindly offered to help us, and has neither wish nor need to be paid, so we really must be on her best behaviour, sorry, our best behaviour. It would not do if she was to up and leave us, now, would it! Goodness, no!

"Do forgive us, Ms Joan, and do go on.

"I believe Ms Joan is going to tell us how it is that different translations of the Bible are representative of different kinds of Christianity. No doubt she has plenty of examples of this phenomenon at her fingertips. We are all eager to hear about this, as you can see, Ms Joan, so do continue when you are ready."
No, Joan. It doesn't sound like a paying gig.
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Sounds like willful (communist) duplication of work to me. Ain't you ever heard of self-medication? Besides, psychiatrists cain't do the patient's job for them. The bulb's gotta get on its own chair. There's no change without pain.
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