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Colander of Truth · 02-28-2005, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by JustBlazed

I've been trying to increase the fiber and other healthful foods in my diet over the course of the last few years and believe I have increased my poop count over that time. I currently visit the john to deficate about 4 times a day, up from 2 before the added fiber.

We are all human SO.....

Try for texture, color and scent. An average poopler can become proficient in one aspect within a week or so. However, to master all three can take a lifetime.

My favourite: Beets, raw almonds and Big Mac & Beer. The beets impart a wispy color tinge from red to fuschia, the almonds add a texture similar to a worn macadam, while the Big Mac and Beer provide the awful stench.

JustBlazed · 02-28-2005, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by MonCapitan2002

Wow. I am surprised that this topic is still in the Lounge.

Haha is that pointed to one of the mods to move this to "Elsewhere"?

I happen to find fecal matter a very loungy (sp?) kind of topic if you ask me, it's FASCINATING! :Cheeky:

MonCapitan2002 · 02-28-2005, 07:28 PM

Not at all. I would never want to cause a topic to be moved to that forum. It was merely an observation. I wonder how the composition of poop is altered by our diets.

obliteration · 02-28-2005, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by MonCapitan2002

Not at all. I would never want to cause a topic to be moved to that forum. It was merely an observation. I wonder how the composition of poop is altered by our diets.

Try eating nothing but salty chips for a week and see how, um, different your poop is. After a few days it just buuuuurns so bad you just HAVE to eat something different to make the pain stop.

knineu02 · 03-01-2005, 05:06 AM

What a load of crap!

Ummm no tounge in cheek for me though...

Xulfer Cirtsag · 03-01-2005, 06:48 AM

Eat nothing but peanuts. That'll give you some work.

MonCapitan2002 · 03-01-2005, 07:12 AM

Looks like this thread is in ~E~ now. Hopefully it will still be posted in.

Blinn · 03-01-2005, 08:27 PM

My shit is quite variable. But I suppose that has to do with my variable diet. One thing that I like to do occasionally, is 'clean the pipes' which involves consuming a hot pepper product that is so unpalatable that my GI tract can't stand it either, and gets rid of it as quickly as possible. It's usually good to drink some beer while you're doing this, and if it so happens that you can't remember what you did that night, you will soon get a reminder!

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02-28-2005, 07:28 PM	#13
MonCapitan2002 Contributor Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: --- Posts: 10,496	Not at all. I would never want to cause a topic to be moved to that forum. It was merely an observation. I wonder how the composition of poop is altered by our diets.

03-01-2005, 05:06 AM	#15
knineu02 Regular Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Apple Valley, MN Posts: 132	What a load of crap! Ummm no tounge in cheek for me though...

03-01-2005, 06:48 AM	#16
Xulfer Cirtsag Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: no, not there, try again Posts: 1,752	Eat nothing but peanuts. That'll give you some work.

03-01-2005, 07:12 AM	#17
MonCapitan2002 Contributor Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: --- Posts: 10,496	Looks like this thread is in ~E~ now. Hopefully it will still be posted in.

03-01-2005, 08:27 PM	#18
Blinn Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Ohio, USA Posts: 1,162	My shit is quite variable. But I suppose that has to do with my variable diet. One thing that I like to do occasionally, is 'clean the pipes' which involves consuming a hot pepper product that is so unpalatable that my GI tract can't stand it either, and gets rid of it as quickly as possible. It's usually good to drink some beer while you're doing this, and if it so happens that you can't remember what you did that night, you will soon get a reminder!

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