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12-06-2004, 05:58 PM
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Nukular Wonderland
I was just thinkin', since it's X-mas season and all, and considering all I hear all day is stupid holliday jingles; I decided to adapt one of my favorite X-mas songs to be a bit more topical.
Nukular Wonderland Air raids sound are you listenin' in Fallujah Fire's glistenin' A beautiful sight W's happy tonight walkin' in his Nukular wonderland Gone away is the Hussein here to stay is a new reign He sings a love song as we go along walkin' in a Nukular wonderland In the shadows we will build a pretext Then pretend that he's Saddam Hussein We'll say: Have you weapons? He'll say: No man! But you can come and check when you're in town Later on we'll conspire In the land by the fire To face unafraid the plans that we've laid walkin' in a Nukular wonderland In Fallujah we can test our I.D.'s and our retina scans and blood tests too We'll have lots of fun with our new image Submit to us or else you will be through When it burns We'll rebuild it Halliburton, can rebuild it We'll frolic and play It's the American way walkin' in a Nukular wonderland Walkin' in a Nukular wonderland Walkin'...in a nuclear...wonderland Hope you thought it was funny....I did. -A |
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12-06-2004, 11:25 PM
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It has potential to be a great satire of leftist paranoia.
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12-07-2004, 10:52 PM
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Hey thanks.
Does anyone else have any other annoying x-mas songs they'd like to parody? Leftist or other. -A |
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12-07-2004, 11:36 PM
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How about Little Drummer Boy? I hate that fucking song. :angry: |
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