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On one hand, tons of babies die in miscarriages every year and believers say they are in Heaven. So, if babies dying in miscarriages or abortions send them right to Heaven, why are so many Christians pro-life considering they are ruining the perfect existence of their baby by subjecting them to this nasty world? What if their child grows up and rejects the Gospel and goes to Hell? Would it not be better to just abort them and put them in Heaven right away without taking that chance? Or what if my parents had me aborted? Wouldn't I be in Heaven rejoicing right now instead of being an atheist on my way to hell? :Cheeky: I have never once received a decent answer from a believer. |
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Holy Oil Or Holy Water? We All Know What Always Comes Out On Top.
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"Matthew" has a primary objective of moving "Mark's" Revelation to supposed Historical witness and bending the Sub-text level to the Textual level: http://errancywiki.com/index.php?title=Matthew_3 Quote:
The History of this story is exactly what we would expect for an Impossible one. Since it would be Impossible for Historical witness to witness an Impossible story, it would first have to be claimed based on Revelation ("Mark"). Subsequent "witness" ("Matthew") would than have to claim that it's source for the story was Historical witness (not Revelation). The above can simply be assumed in the absence of documentation but here, in an Act of Providence, we have the Christian Bible itself as Witness. A/the source for "Mark's" story here is another Revelation, Paul's 1 Thessalonians: http://errancywiki.com/index.php?tit...hessalonians_1 Quote:
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"Mark" actually goes beyond Jesus' just receiving God's Word here. For "Mark" it is the "Birth" of Jesus Christ and that is why there is no genealogical information: http://errancywiki.com/index.php?title=Mark_1:11 Quote:
καὶ φωνὴ ἐγένετο ἐκ τῶν οὐρανῶν σὺ εἶ ὁ υἱός μου ὁ ἀγαπητός ἐν σοὶ εὐδόκησα ἐγένετο, this isn't simply "came out", it's: Quote:
A problem for Christianity here regarding "Mark" that they have never been able to figure out in 2,000 years is, if Jesus was/is/will be God, how could he talk to himself here? I propose the following 3 solutions: 1) There really is more than 1 God but the God's, being omnipotent, foresaw that one day there would be Jewish lawyers, so under the terms of The Partnership Agreement, all Silent Partners agreed to remain silent for the first 4,000 years of the agreement so God could only be sued once for constructing a defective Adam. 2) The voice at the baptism was actually that of an extremely young George Burns rehearsing for his future role in Oh God, Part Jew. 3) In addition to his many other talents, Jesus was also the world's all-time greatest ventriloquist, able to throw his voice into the sky while under water. Joseph BAPTISM, n. A sacred rite of such efficacy that he who finds himself in heaven without having undergone it will be unhappy forever. It is performed with water in two ways -- by immersion, or plunging, and by aspersion, or sprinkling. http://errancywiki.com/index.php?title=Main_Page |
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Note that for most practicle purposes of a Palestinian farmer or preacher, the earth might as well be flat, to an acceptable level of approximation. By the middle ages, Christians had figured out that the earth was a sphere. The idea that Columbus had to persuade any of his backers of that is a myth. |
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My own sense of the Matthean version (subject to change on a whim, of course), for whatever it may be worth, is that Matthew copied the private elements (the heavens opening on Jesus, Jesus seeing the spirit) over from Mark 1.10, but the public element (this is my son) over from Mark 9.7, where the hearers are the disciples. I have the baptism and transfiguration passages laid out in parallel on my transfiguration notes and quotes page; I also have the relevant parallels from pseudo-Clement, 2 Peter, and the apocalypse of Peter. Ben. ETA: Also compare the voice from heaven at John 12.28-30, though with a very different message. |
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