steve

Two things I gotta say before I forget them:

1. One of the reasons that there may have been three occurances in the same restaurant is that when you cut a piece of meat with gristle or cartilage in it the cartilage goes quite a ways in. Think of rolling lunchmeat in a tortilla or wrap and then cutting slices. (end of the serious thoughts in my head)

2. I gotta make or have someone make me some presses (or branding irons) like Jesus (I'm thinking Buddy Jesus), V. Mary, Allah's name, Dawkins profile, my face etc so I can burn pictures in toast and tortillas and pork chops and things. Of course, I'd probably catch it from friends, family and everyone else. Think of it!! You could have Holy Toast for breakfast. !!!! I'll be rich and famous !!!!

Steve

.... on second thought .... the presses won't make me rich and famous .... but they'd probably do better than my attempts at comedy ........

arricchio

*Duplicate post*

arricchio

That's nothing. I once found the name of a real honest to god she-devil written on a bathroom stall, phone number included.

Trout

A friend of mine actually constructed a "Chejesus" pronounced Cheezes out of various slices of processed cheese. He's been wanting to post it on ebay for kicks and sell it to the desperate.

He does not have a girlfriend

steve

I did it! I saw the name of Jesus, Mary, Joseph, God and Allah all at breakfast this morning. It was neat! I decided to give up eggs for a while (still a little overweight) so I'm having cereal now for breakfast. After pouring on the milk there they were (a little crooked). Since I saw them in the Alpha-Bits I bet tomorrow I can see the names in Arabic or some other language in the Bran Flakes.

Steve

...... gotta check the cinnamon rolls for faces ..... old people look like cinnamon rolls .........