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Aravnah Ornan · 01-12-2005, 10:23 AM

G-d thought of you today. He's coming up with new ways to smite you.

G-d thought of you today. He was about to answer all of your prayers, but then He became distracted.

RawData · 01-12-2005, 11:09 AM

God thought of you today. Why is the rain yellow?

God thought of you today, and now you are getting hairy palms.

erimir · 01-12-2005, 11:41 PM

God thought of you today, unless something bad happened to you, in which case it must have been Satan.

Laurentius · 01-13-2005, 01:12 AM

"God thought of you today," Noah shouted at the drowning people. 'I wish I had a nickel for his thoughts,' he said to himself after a pause.

woodheart · 01-13-2005, 05:45 AM

God thought of you today, because you are carrying his love child again.

Vortex · 01-13-2005, 07:17 AM

God thought of you today because you've SINNED! HEATHENS!! HEATHENS ALL!!!

We all know that's what it really meant to say.

post tenebras lux · 01-13-2005, 07:21 AM

God thought of you today, and it put Him right off His lunch.

Luxie

post tenebras lux · 01-13-2005, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woodheart

God thought of you today, because you are carrying his love child again.

God thought of you today, did you know that you're carrying His love child again?

(As if Mary had any choice in the matter.)

God thought of you today, He's still pissed off at that STD you gave Him.

Luxie

Bold · 01-13-2005, 08:06 AM

God thought of you today, you're such a mystery to him.

Kingreaper · 01-13-2005, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuffaloBill

"God thought of you today" is what the local church sign said. Why that struck me funny I'm not sure but I laughed out loud.

It seems to need another sentence to complete its message, can you help out?

Like, "God thought of you today, he got you this nice card."

God thought of you today, and spaketh your name, so Mary's refusing to visit his bedchambers again until he apologises

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01-12-2005, 10:23 AM	#11
Aravnah Ornan Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Alexandria, VA, Faith-Based States of Jesusland Posts: 1,794	G-d thought of you today. He's coming up with new ways to smite you. G-d thought of you today. He was about to answer all of your prayers, but then He became distracted.

01-12-2005, 11:09 AM	#12
RawData Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Puget Sound, WA, US Posts: 1,022	God thought of you today. Why is the rain yellow? God thought of you today, and now you are getting hairy palms.

01-12-2005, 11:41 PM	#13
erimir Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: NC Posts: 1,854	God thought of you today, unless something bad happened to you, in which case it must have been Satan.

01-13-2005, 01:12 AM	#14
Laurentius Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Lucky Bucky, Oz Posts: 5,645	"God thought of you today," Noah shouted at the drowning people. 'I wish I had a nickel for his thoughts,' he said to himself after a pause.

01-13-2005, 05:45 AM	#15
woodheart Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Tallahassee FL. Posts: 1,230	God thought of you today, because you are carrying his love child again.

01-13-2005, 07:17 AM	#16
Vortex Veteran Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: blind among the flowers Posts: 1,647	God thought of you today because you've SINNED! HEATHENS!! HEATHENS ALL!!! We all know that's what it really meant to say.

01-13-2005, 07:21 AM	#17
post tenebras lux Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Republic and Canton of Geneva Posts: 5,756	God thought of you today, and it put Him right off His lunch. Luxie

01-13-2005, 08:06 AM	#19
Bold Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Sheffield, UK Posts: 536	God thought of you today, you're such a mystery to him.

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