Eldarion Lathria

Another drive-by preaching. Is there something in the water here? And Frodo, go to a good surgeon in Valinor and get yourself a prosthetic finger. You'll feel a whole lot better. You might also find a girl and get married.

Eldarion Lathria

Spherical Time

I am 100% sure that if I died today I would not go to heaven because there is no heaven.

I am a "sinner" but I need no savior.

There was no sin that was our fault. Sin would be God's fault (if there was a God), and he blames and punishes us for it. No psuedo-deity tortured for a week or so will change that.

(What happened to 3?)

If you can't go to heaven by being a good person, I don't want to go to heaven, because that would mean that horrible people would go to heaven while amazingly good people would go to hell.

No, I don't believe Jesus Christ died on the cross and rose from the dead for my sins. How did he pay for my presumed eternity in hell with his three days?

Queen of Swords

Your Caps Lock key appears to be broken.

Is Jesus a person who once lived?

Following this "logic", every person is not evil because we do good things.

Then god's sins are crimes against humanity, and he needs a savior too.

Will it be eternal separation from drive-by proselytizers too?

So people like Job and Noah are burning in hell right now.

Unless the newfound delusion fails to maintain itself in the face of reality and you speedily deconvert, grateful that you didn't waste more of your time and energy.

No, I believe he died on the Titanic.

I don't think anything I did was so bad that someone had to die for it. Sorry, but guilt trips work not on me.

Let's cut to the chase. "ARE YOU TERMINALLY GULLIBLE?"

Why can't you go to heaven right now? Why do you have to wait until you... oh, that's right. It's much easier to promise a gain after death, since the dead person can't return to complain.

Dean Anderson

I should point out that the original poster simply spammed this message to multiple boards and then walked away. You are not likely to get a reply to your rebuttals of it.

As such, I am sending this drive-by preaching spam to ~E~

Yggdrasill

Why is that drive-by preachers are incapable of not using caps?

Are they five year olds or just plain stupid? It's as if they think the caps actually lend weight to their arguments... For that to be true, the accuracy of a statement has to be proportional to the volume at which it is said! I'm guessing these people shout a lot in real life. :huh:

Queen of Swords

People like the original poster don't want replies. They just want to feel as though they've done their good deed for the day by spamming their religion. I would have been astonished if the original poster had stuck around and replied, but it doesn't matter; at least I had a bit of fun with the post.

THX1138

Sorry, I am more concerned about committing crimes against my fellow humans.

Likewise Hitler, Stalin & Pol Pot & Ted Bundy are in hell, not because of the horrid things they have done to human beings but because they didn’t adhere to the “correct�? ideology.

I don’t give a shit where “I�? (what is “I�? anyway?) go after I die. In fact, if what you were saying is in fact true, I would refuse to pledge allegiance to such a god in protest in solidarity with all the other “nice�? people that will be burning in hell all because they didn’t say the magic words.

But if God created the universe & created humanity, wouldn’t we already be children of God?

No thanks. I’m not convinced by your propaganda.

J

THX1138

:rolling:

:rolling:

J

mindovermyth

Reading through the thread I was convinced it was highly satirical and would provide a funny punch line as to how utterly absurd the "salvation this way only" stuff is.
I have a hard time believing the post is serious. If it is, it would be "unintentional self ridiculing". :angel:
Oh by the way, why not take this a step further and advertise in some christian forums: 100% salvation, only a mouse click away, go into www.IIDB.org and you can be saved. :devil2:

mindovermyth

'I should point out that the original poster simply spammed this message to multiple boards and then walked away. You are not likely to get a reply to your rebuttals of it.

As such, I am sending this drive-by preaching spam to ~E~'

I know the original poster will come back to read the responses though.
Behavior or such simplistic figures is very predictable, like a criminal returning to the crime scene.
You are reading this xfrodobagginsx, I know you are. Enjoy. I can also foresee the topic of your next posting if you dare to return. The focus will be on hell. Am I right or am I right Frodo? :devil3: