Deadbeat

Krishna Riding Shotgun On The Stagecoach of my Life

Set 'em up, drink 'em down
And pass the cup around
It's the last that we will share for quite some time
I've shaved my hair - wear a dress
I've left my bonny wife
I've got Krishna riding shotgun on the stagecoach of my life

[Chorus]
My sweet lord rama rama
Got my ticket to Nirvana
It's a commune just left of county Cork
Share a pint with me lord Shiva
As we read the Bhagavad Gita
I'll have Krishna riding shotgun on the stagecoach of my life -of my life

Well I used to be a cattle prod for Jesus
And L. Ron Hubbard took me in some too
I was a moonie, loved Charles Manson
But they are not as handsome
As the godhead whose skin is shining blue,

[Chorus]

Hari Hari Ha Hooray!
I chant it every day
with my virtue tucked proudly in my lap
And I pray all night to Krishna
'Cause he's a damned good listener
And he never ever ever answers back

[Chorus]

And when Irish eyes are trying to make the Pommies pay
We'll get Krishna and his shotgun to join the IRA , the IRA - the IRA
Hari Hari Ha Hooray!

Apologies to Doug Anthony's All Stars

Light

And then, when your life has changed completely, you will go and Create your own planet and live there by yourself and call yourself God.

Very interesting.

But what is the name of Eternal Life?

And if He could not put His feet ON the ground then how could He walk on water?

Cynical-Chick

Kind of like Bender and his little world?

Light

Is that Spoon-Bender?

Gefangen in der Schreckenskammer

Amerika Uber Alles?

So what makes you cynical?

virtual-guru

Hi!
I'm so glad that you mention the holy Name of Krishna so many times!
Just by doing this,you are getting rid of so many sins committed in the past!
As the Holy Name is purifying even if you say it in a joking manner!!!
Plse continue to write poems mentionning Krishna,and yourlife will change...
For westerners,Krishna is new,but to Indians,He is reality since time immemorial...In this age of Kali,Krishna comes through His Holy Name and that's why we chant i in the streets,so that the miserable people of this world benefit just by hearing it.
Krishna DOES answer back,but you don't hear... He is living within your heart,constantly speaking to you,and through me who is His servant,but you won't listen! Also together with the voice of Krishna,is the voice of your mind,which is the channel through which the devil pass its messages.By devil I mean demoniac thoughts that is not so pure!!!The 4 sins are committed just by listening to your mind asking you to do them:they are:illicit sex-intoxication-gambling and meat eating.
If you carry on doing these things leading to hell,then the voice of Krishna will not be heard,you have to be purified to be worthy of hearing and seeing God!!!

Hare Krishna Hare Rama!!!

virtual-guru

Hi!
When my life has changed completely,and I've turned into a pure devotee of the Lord,all the siddhis(mystical powers) will be available to me!Yes,creating a planet will be no problem! But I'll not be alone,there's plenty others around,all servants of Krishna.I'll never call myself God! Only Krishna is The Supreme God! I'll always be a servant of God.Other philosophies called mayavadis they think they will merge in God's existence and be God,but this is bogus! But the pure devotee has a lot of resemblence to God,and has plenty of powers,but never all the powers.
The name of eternal life is vaikuntha=place where worries are inexistant!
So chant Hare Krishna,and soon your life will be sublime!

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haribol

Howard

Well I hope the sheep are cute.