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Koyaanisqatsi · 07-10-2006, 01:47 PM

A doctor apparently tried to commit suicide by severing a gas line. Clearly the doctor was a reptile member of the Illuminati, because you'd think a real doctor would have plenty of ways to kill himself lying around.

What do you think, Jimmy? Gross incompetence? Or CIA asset?

Koyaanisqatsi · 07-10-2006, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Llyricist

Because the Trilateral Commission's Offices aren't secret:
Trilateral Commission Contact Page

That's just what they want you to believe.

general_koffi · 07-10-2006, 01:56 PM

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The Trilateral Commission was formed in 1973 by private citizens of Japan, Europe (European Union countries), and North America (United States and Canada) to foster closer cooperation among these core democratic industrialized areas of the world with shared leadership responsibilities in the wider international system. Originally established for three years, our work has been renewed for successive triennia (three-year periods), most recently for a triennium to be completed in 2009.

LIZARDS, I tell you!

Nice Squirrel · 07-10-2006, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimmy Higgins

Well, in this case, the building exploded and collapsed into rubble. Oddly enough, it looks as if this were a suicide attempt... and not a leaky gasline as I had previously suspected.

Is this called going out with a "bang!" :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

I slay me.

Mace · 07-10-2006, 02:19 PM

I know a guy who tried to kill himself by lighting a lighter in my city's school's science lab. The bunsen burners were all turned on.

He failed, and got his ass kicked by a football player in the classroom. The football player was just about to take a shovel to him when they stopped him.

He failed to go out with a bang.

Nice Squirrel · 07-10-2006, 02:26 PM

My great uncle just turned on the gas and aphixiated himself. No boom-boom.

Jimmy Higgins · 07-10-2006, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Koyaanisqatsi

A doctor apparently tried to commit suicide by severing a gas line. Clearly the doctor was a reptile member of the Illuminati, because you'd think a real doctor would have plenty of ways to kill himself lying around.

What do you think, Jimmy? Gross incompetence? Or CIA asset?

Clearly incompetence. A guy in NYC and the best way he can think of killing himself is by severing a gas line at his office?!

I know his first thought when he awakens in the hospital.

"Aw fuck..." Not that he is still alive, but rather that he is probably poor soon.

By the way... would this be the second time a building collapsed because of fire?

Sultanist · 07-10-2006, 02:30 PM

You've got Loose Change and Loose Change 2. After this I can already see what the next sequel will be. Loose Screws.

Sultanist · 07-10-2006, 02:33 PM

Okay okay. So that was pretty lame.
I just came in from mowing the weeds. It's 99 out there. And that's both the temperature and the humidity. My brain got baked.

Llyricist · 07-10-2006, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Koyaanisqatsi

That's just what they want you to believe.

d'OH :Cheeky:

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07-10-2006, 01:47 PM	#11
Koyaanisqatsi Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Yes, I have dyslexia. Sue me. Posts: 6,508	A doctor apparently tried to commit suicide by severing a gas line. Clearly the doctor was a reptile member of the Illuminati, because you'd think a real doctor would have plenty of ways to kill himself lying around. What do you think, Jimmy? Gross incompetence? Or CIA asset?

07-10-2006, 02:19 PM	#15
Mace Banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Blah. Posts: 6,559	I know a guy who tried to kill himself by lighting a lighter in my city's school's science lab. The bunsen burners were all turned on. He failed, and got his ass kicked by a football player in the classroom. The football player was just about to take a shovel to him when they stopped him. He failed to go out with a bang.

07-10-2006, 02:26 PM	#16
Nice Squirrel Contributor Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Death Panel District 9 Posts: 20,921	My great uncle just turned on the gas and aphixiated himself. No boom-boom.

07-10-2006, 02:30 PM	#18
Sultanist Contributor Join Date: May 2005 Location: Pensacola, Florida Posts: 28,681	You've got Loose Change and Loose Change 2. After this I can already see what the next sequel will be. Loose Screws.

07-10-2006, 02:33 PM	#19
Sultanist Contributor Join Date: May 2005 Location: Pensacola, Florida Posts: 28,681	Okay okay. So that was pretty lame. I just came in from mowing the weeds. It's 99 out there. And that's both the temperature and the humidity. My brain got baked.

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