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Old 07-21-2006, 06:01 PM   #31
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I was captured by a librarian and booked.
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Old 07-23-2006, 08:47 AM   #32
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I was captured by your interest and I am sure I will be made to pay full price.
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Old 07-23-2006, 10:03 AM   #33
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I was captured and raptured and fractured and beaten,
Oiled and foiled and broiled and eaten
Bested, ingested, digested, excreted --
You dig in, I'm wiggin: it's hard to be chicken.

From the Jungles of KFC,

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Old 07-23-2006, 04:10 PM   #34
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I was captured by a paint store and let out a primer scream.
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Old 07-23-2006, 09:07 PM   #35
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I was captured by Mary Jane and got stoned.
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Old 07-24-2006, 09:16 AM   #36
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I was captured by Bush and made persona-non-grata.
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Old 07-24-2006, 09:57 AM   #37
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I was captured by Julia Child and made personne-au-gratin.

Thank you, Wiki, you gave me Julia Child's name when I typed in "french chef"!
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Old 07-24-2006, 04:07 PM   #38
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I was captured by your smile and now I'm blind.
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Old 07-27-2006, 09:57 AM   #39
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I was captured by the enemy.
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Old 07-27-2006, 10:32 AM   #40
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I was captured by the Israelites and now I'm married to some barbaric stranger who murdered my entire family.
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