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02-26-2005, 01:59 PM
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Is God Just?
Is God just... oh what's the word?
Cunt! That's the one. Is God just a cunt, or is he three cunts? I'm getting very mixed signals. What's the official christian position? Boro Nut |
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02-26-2005, 02:13 PM
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I think the answer lies ~Elsewhere~
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02-26-2005, 04:33 PM
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Jeez that's one of the funniest lines I've ever heard from a mod :banghead:
Boro, the official christian position is a dick, Satan is an arsehole and humans are pussies. Now, humans hate God cos God is a dick and dicks fuck pussies, but they forget that Satan's an arsehole and he shits over everyone - dicks and pussies. Now, pussies can't fuck arseholes so we need a dick to do the work, otherwise the arseholes will shit over everyone and nobody'll fuck them back. This is God's purpose - to fuck the arseholes, and sometimes the pussies, because an arsehole is only an inch and a half from a pussy. __________________________________________________ ______ Disclaimer - The writer of this post swears he has never heard of a movie allegedly called Team America and he certainly never heard anything about the Dicks, Pussies and Arseholes speech near the end. |
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02-27-2005, 10:23 PM
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02-28-2005, 06:59 AM
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02-28-2005, 06:59 AM
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Wow this thread sucks even by E standards. Locked.
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