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Old 06-04-2004, 06:05 AM   #11
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Still a brilliant OP, this Ark shit is just, well...how can we let them down gently, or should we? Give me a rock any day before any Ark believing fundamentalists, at least if a rock kills you its generally an accident.
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Old 06-04-2004, 06:17 AM   #14
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Didn't the Atlanteans already retrieve the ark in 1788, just before the birth of Sir Edward Sabine ?
No, the Atlanteans did not excavate at Stonehenge, because Noah's ark, or should I say, what is left of it, is still there. Woodhenge has long weathered away.

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No, the Atlanteans did not excavate at Stonehenge,
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because Noah's ark, or should I say, what is left of it, is still there. Woodhenge has long weathered away.
They would only have needed the quadriga, what's left is just the 'boat'.
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Old 06-04-2004, 07:28 AM   #16
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Built a campfire (altar), cooked some critters, wined and dined, undocked the ark, and voyaged home.
You forgot the part where Noah has too much to drink and humps his daughter
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You forgot the part where Noah has too much to drink and humps his daughter

I'm pretty sure that was Lot that humped his daughters when he was drunk.

Noah just got plastered and passed out naked. One of his sons laughed at him (some say he did pervy stuff to him) and Noah cursed him.
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Is it probably just me, but this could be a rap . . . . . . (refrain)

Exodus’ 4 winged golden ark (the ark, the ark)
Ezekiel’s 4 iron wheels (the wheels)
under Heelstone’s 2 flying eagle wings
overhang open ground (the ark is in the park)

Heelstone’s lion head
weathered-damaged,
but wounded man face and 2 eagle wings
are seen from the 7 stone archway (the way, the way)

Rammed in the bottom-half
Heelstone’s circle ditch
is Carbon’rous white stone
from Sout’ Wales (the ark, the ark is in the park)
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Plus, the phrase, "Arratans in the Highlands of Armenia" was found on an ancient clay tablet....
What a stupid thing to write. The dosage would have been more appropriate, or even some brief instructions on what to do if the diarrhorea persists.

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Is it probably just me, but this could be a rap . . . . . . (refrain)

Exodus’ 4 winged golden ark (the ark, the ark)
Ezekiel’s 4 iron wheels (the wheels)
under Heelstone’s 2 flying eagle wings
overhang open ground (the ark is in the park)

Heelstone’s lion head
weathered-damaged,
but wounded man face and 2 eagle wings
are seen from the 7 stone archway (the way, the way)

Rammed in the bottom-half
Heelstone’s circle ditch
is Carbon’rous white stone
from Sout’ Wales (the ark, the ark is in the park)



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And did those feet in ancient times walk upon England’s mountains green?
And was the holy lamb of god, on England’s pleasant pastures seen?

And did the Countenance Divine shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here among these dark satanic mills?

Bring me my bow of burning gold! Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold! Bring me my chariot of fire!

I will not cease from mental fight, nor shall my sword sleep in my hand,
till we have built Jerusalem in England's green and pleasant land.

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