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Old 08-13-2005, 11:49 AM   #1
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Default Padlocked testicles

I randomly ran across this item while reading some news.
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Emergency workers helped a Brentwood man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.
I wonder if he still considers the padlocker a friend.
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Sounds like fun.
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Old 08-13-2005, 12:12 PM   #3
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It must have been fun. He had it on for two weeks before calling for help.
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This reminds me of a dirty sanchez ep where they happened a plank of wood to a gy's prick. Not through it, obviously - it was one of those nails that's shaped like a U. The problem is, they hammered it on tight enough so you couldn't get the nail out, and they couldn't slide it off either.

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Also, they put a bike-chain round someone's neck and swallowed the key. Problem - The guy who swallowed the key got constipation.
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Old 08-13-2005, 04:47 PM   #5
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What, no picture?!.

Jk :Cheeky:
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At least this guy now knows what it is like to be married.
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lol
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That story is just too funny.
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Unfortunately I have no idea what a padlock is?

So,

what is it?
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Old 08-14-2005, 03:49 PM   #10
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