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mark9950 · 09-10-2003, 09:52 PM

Is there anyone that reads this can prove beyond a doubt that Jesus really did answer your prayers?

If so also provide the proof.

PaulPritchard · 09-11-2003, 05:53 AM

I prayed that he'd leave me alone.

And he did

keyser_soze · 09-11-2003, 07:25 AM

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Originally posted by PaulPritchard
I prayed that he'd leave me alone.

And he did

Odd, that prayer worked for me too. Maybe HE DOES EXIST.

I ate Pascal's Wafer · 09-11-2003, 10:28 AM

I prayed for JEEZUS to give me my amazing intellect, and to leave a sign that he answered the prayer. My wish was granted, and the sign was a wafer with the face of the 'virgin' Mary on it. Unfortunately, I ate the wafer and it's all gone now.

You'll have to take my word on it. Come on, what do you have to lose?

-Nick

Magus55 · 09-11-2003, 12:07 PM

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Originally posted by mark9950
Is there anyone that reads this can prove beyond a doubt that Jesus really did answer your prayers?

If so also provide the proof.

Mark, what is the point of these rediculous arguments? Most of the people on this board don't even believe Jesus existed, so why would you bring this up on an athiest board?

bjowan · 09-11-2003, 12:09 PM

I prayed. I said: Please mr Gonzales, don't take my wallet! I have kids to feed!
And mr Jesus Gonzales didn't take my wallet... and i still have it to show that my story is true

JaeIsGod · 09-11-2003, 01:23 PM

Jesus helped me with the females. I made a perfectly timed Jesus joke and they digged it =]

Thanks lord!

mark9950 · 09-11-2003, 02:34 PM

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Mark, what is the point of these rediculous arguments? Most of the people on this board don't even believe Jesus existed, so why would you bring this up on an athiest board?

What about you?What has Jesus done for you lately?

winstonjen · 09-11-2003, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by PaulPritchard
I prayed that he'd leave me alone.

And he did

But do the fundies leave you alone?

If not, try telling them you're about to sacrifice a goat to the LAWD!

EGGO · 09-11-2003, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by Magus55
Mark, what is the point of these rediculous arguments? Most of the people on this board don't even believe Jesus existed, so why would you bring this up on an athiest board?

No changing the subject Mr. Jeebus-lovah

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09-11-2003, 05:53 AM	#2
PaulPritchard Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Netherlands Posts: 92	I prayed that he'd leave me alone. And he did

09-11-2003, 10:28 AM	#4
I ate Pascal's Wafer Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 1,460	I prayed for JEEZUS to give me my amazing intellect, and to leave a sign that he answered the prayer. My wish was granted, and the sign was a wafer with the face of the 'virgin' Mary on it. Unfortunately, I ate the wafer and it's all gone now. You'll have to take my word on it. Come on, what do you have to lose? -Nick

09-11-2003, 12:09 PM	#6
bjowan Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: sweden Posts: 23	I prayed. I said: Please mr Gonzales, don't take my wallet! I have kids to feed! And mr Jesus Gonzales didn't take my wallet... and i still have it to show that my story is true

09-11-2003, 01:23 PM	#7
JaeIsGod Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Netherlands Posts: 760	Jesus helped me with the females. I made a perfectly timed Jesus joke and they digged it =] Thanks lord!

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