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Old 02-26-2005, 01:59 PM   #1
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Is God just... oh what's the word?

Cunt!

That's the one.

Is God just a cunt, or is he three cunts? I'm getting very mixed signals. What's the official christian position?

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Jeez that's one of the funniest lines I've ever heard from a mod :banghead:

Boro, the official christian position is a dick, Satan is an arsehole and humans are pussies.

Now, humans hate God cos God is a dick and dicks fuck pussies, but they forget that Satan's an arsehole and he shits over everyone - dicks and pussies. Now, pussies can't fuck arseholes so we need a dick to do the work, otherwise the arseholes will shit over everyone and nobody'll fuck them back. This is God's purpose - to fuck the arseholes, and sometimes the pussies, because an arsehole is only an inch and a half from a pussy.

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What's the official christian position?
Missionary, of course.
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Is God just... oh what's the word?

Cunt!

That's the one.

Is God just a cunt, or is he three cunts? I'm getting very mixed signals. What's the official christian position?

Boro Nut
Maybe he is the product of a threesome that went horribly wrong. :rolling:
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Wow this thread sucks even by E standards. Locked.
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