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Nice Squirrel · 03-07-2005, 07:38 AM

Once and for all:

They mated with the sexy hairless apes that had big boobies!

THX1138 · 03-07-2005, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Nice Squirrel

Once and for all:

They mated with the sexy hairless apes that had big boobies!

ooh, kinky!

Celsus · 03-07-2005, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Nice Squirrel

They mated with the sexy hairless apes that had big boobies!

I don't Adam and Eve it.

Joel

Jedi Mind Trick · 03-07-2005, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Nice Squirrel

Once and for all:

They mated with the sexy hairless apes that had big boobies!

Yes, the Squirrels know this because they have passed this info on from generation to generation after the first Nice Squirrel witnessed this while searching for nuts around the Tree of Good and Evil. :Cheeky:

That’s why you critters run when you see us humans. Because you don’t want to be next, is that right? :rolling:

Toto · 03-07-2005, 02:12 PM

This was split from here in BCH. I assume that NS did not realize that this is a serious issue in Biblical scholarship, or he would not have posted such frivolity.

:Cheeky:

Naruto · 03-07-2005, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Little John

Yes, the Squirrels know this because they have passed this info on from generation to generation after the first Nice Squirrel witnessed this while searching for nuts around the Tree of Good and Evil. :Cheeky:

That’s why you critters run when you see us humans. Because you don’t want to be next, is that right? :rolling:

Well, you did say the squirrels were looking for nuts, right? :Cheeky:

THX1138 · 03-07-2005, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Toto

This was split from here in BCH. I assume that NS did not realize that this is a serious issue in Biblical scholarship, or he would not have posted such frivolity.

:Cheeky:

Big boobies aren't a serious issue in Biblical scholarship...? [pout pout]

J

Toto · 03-07-2005, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by THX1138

Big boobies aren't a serious issue in Biblical scholarship...? [pout pout]

J

Nope sorry, only mentioned in the Song of Solomon, where they are not controversial, not at all, no issue to discuss.

Jedi Mind Trick · 03-07-2005, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Naruto

Well, you did say the squirrels were looking for nuts, right? :Cheeky:

And that brings up the question of how I came to know such sacred Squirrel secrets.

It just so happens that I used to date a Squirrel. :love:
She told me all about what the first Nice Squirrel saw in the garden of Eden.

Yeah.... (sigh)

I liked her very much but she kept burying my nuts. :huh:

Wasn't so bad at first, but the deal breaker came when she forgot where she had buried them.

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