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Queen of Swords · 01-05-2007, 02:08 PM

I'm in the bible. Matthew 12:42.

Quote:

The queen of the south shall rise up in the judgment with this generation, and shall condemn it.

My handle speaks for itself. I'm from Sri Lanka, which is pretty far south in Asia, and I used to live in Georgia and Texas, which are southern states. And I've done a lot of condemning, albeit in the nutwatches.

slynki · 01-05-2007, 02:28 PM

I wanna try this one!

Can the bible prove that jesus was not gay or bisexual?

Ubercat · 01-05-2007, 02:52 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark 6
27"First let the children eat all they want," he told her, "for it is not right to take the children's bread and toss it to their dogs."

28"Yes, Lord," she replied, "but even the dogs under the table eat the children's crumbs."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Codec

If the dogs are under the table, they must be allowed to come into the house. That wasn't so hard.

Next: Prove that light is both a particle and a wave!

Wow. So jesus wasn't a racist sack of shit, just for the SAKE of being a racist sack of shit. He was a racist sack of shit in order to make the important point to us that dogs should be allowed into the house!

Well, thats ONE of my many problems with the bible solved. If I can just solve all the others, then I can be a christian again without being a dishonest, hypocritical idiot.

-Ubercat

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