Jimmy Higgins

That was the funniest thing in the world.

~"John Kerry was fuming when he found out the engine to the boat was gas powered. So he ordered us to toss it overboard and set a sail. Then he flip flopped and told us to get the engine back in the boat."

~"John Kerry followed the two Vietcong but came back and told us they were in love, so he married the two gay men."

TollHouse

I saw it. It was great.

~"We came under sniper attack and as we docked for cover, John Kerry said that he didn't feel Americans were being taxed enough. "But John, what about the snipers?", I asked. He said he'd like to tax them too."

DefendsReason

I'd love to get a clip of it. It was hilarious!