The bone was a boner! Don't get too scientific. A boner is an erection, it is a bone from within a midst of bones. It
Creates!

Thanks, Offa

Using God's woman creation process, I will now describe "How God takes a Wiz".

He must first leave the heavenly kingdom and land on earth, he must magically create a bathroom with a locked door he has no key for.

He then must fly to Pluto to gather the special metal and makes the key on Saturn, he then travels to earth and unlocks the door. He then flies back to Pluto and returns the key.

He then flys back to earth and enters the bathroom, takes a wiz that lasts one day (or 1000 years), its all the same to him. Once he is finished he finds a crack (flaw) in the toilet and destroys the bathroom, sending it to Hell. He then returns to heaven so mad he never again wiz' on earth in person.

See... why not just snap his fingers and empty his holy bladder.

It gets worse, he then writes a book about it and all his shortcomings.

Why don't you just admit that critical thinking is not easy for you.