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irishajo · 04-23-2002, 08:50 AM

"Honk if you love Jesus."

Makes me think of the goose on those AFLAC commercials. QUAAAAAAACK!

BibleBelted · 04-25-2002, 08:03 AM

"God said it, I believe it, that settles it"

My mother-in-law has this on a refrigerator magnet.

Pretty well sums up xian "thinking" though.

Abacus · 04-25-2002, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BibleBelted:
"God said it, I believe it, that settles it"

My mother-in-law has this on a refrigerator magnet.

Pretty well sums up xian "thinking" though.

Interesting. I could be mistaken, but I think that's also the english translation for when sheep go Baaaaaaahhhhhh!

[ April 25, 2002: Message edited by: Random Number Generator ]

Godless Dave · 04-25-2002, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by freemonkey:
"When god closes a door, he opens a window". Aaack.

Dammit, where's that draft coming from? I told you to close the door and now you open a window? Why don't you just take money out of my wallet and throw it in the furnace?

Matt · 04-25-2002, 08:53 AM

How 'bout those wacky xtian t-shirts and bumper stickers:

<a href="http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Orchard/2156/bumperstickers.html" target="_blank">Funny & Christian Bumper Stickers</a>

irishajo · 04-25-2002, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Matt:
How 'bout those wacky xtian t-shirts and bumper stickers:

<a href="http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Orchard/2156/bumperstickers.html" target="_blank">Funny & Christian Bumper Stickers</a>

"Real men love Jesus!"

LOLOLOLOL

Eudaimonist · 04-27-2002, 11:47 AM

Here's a bumper sticker I saw today:

The Big Bang Theory
God spoke and BANG, it was

backslider · 04-27-2002, 05:58 PM

I've always hated that one that goes something like, "God never gives us more than we can handle." Usually it's said to someone that has had something really awful happen to them, and you just want to punch out the idiot that says it.

Viti · 04-27-2002, 06:05 PM

"....as for me and my house, we will serve the lord.." I see this embroidered, painted or otherwise tackily represented in EVERY Christian home I got to.

Should I make some ugly wall hangings that say "..as for me and my house, we will love and help each other", or to be a smart ass "...as for me and my house, we will serve no wine before it's time"

cydonia · 04-27-2002, 06:08 PM

Got Jesus? It's HELL Without HIM.

Christians aren't perfect, just Forgiven.

WARNING: In Case of Rapture, This Vehicle Will Be Unmanned!

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04-23-2002, 08:50 AM	#21
irishajo Regular Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Midwest Posts: 186	"Honk if you love Jesus." Makes me think of the goose on those AFLAC commercials. QUAAAAAAACK!

04-25-2002, 08:03 AM	#22
BibleBelted Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Oklahoma, USA Posts: 891	"God said it, I believe it, that settles it" My mother-in-law has this on a refrigerator magnet. Pretty well sums up xian "thinking" though.

04-25-2002, 08:53 AM	#25
Matt Regular Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 146	How 'bout those wacky xtian t-shirts and bumper stickers: <a href="http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Orchard/2156/bumperstickers.html" target="_blank">Funny & Christian Bumper Stickers</a>

04-27-2002, 11:47 AM	#27
Eudaimonist Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Sundsvall, Sweden Posts: 3,159	Here's a bumper sticker I saw today: The Big Bang Theory God spoke and BANG, it was

04-27-2002, 05:58 PM	#28
backslider Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis Posts: 17	I've always hated that one that goes something like, "God never gives us more than we can handle." Usually it's said to someone that has had something really awful happen to them, and you just want to punch out the idiot that says it.

04-27-2002, 06:05 PM	#29
Viti Contributor Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Down South Posts: 12,879	"....as for me and my house, we will serve the lord.." I see this embroidered, painted or otherwise tackily represented in EVERY Christian home I got to. Should I make some ugly wall hangings that say "..as for me and my house, we will love and help each other", or to be a smart ass "...as for me and my house, we will serve no wine before it's time"

04-27-2002, 06:08 PM	#30
cydonia Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: southern california Posts: 1,002	Got Jesus? It's HELL Without HIM. Christians aren't perfect, just Forgiven. WARNING: In Case of Rapture, This Vehicle Will Be Unmanned!

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