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crownboy · 11-07-2002, 03:17 PM

If you believe in special creation and the bible, do these penguins go to hell

? If not, why is such behaviour not allowed for humans, if it is clearly natural in other parts of "god's creation"?

<a href="http://www.jrn.columbia.edu/studentwork/cns/2002-06-10/591.asp" target="_blank">here</a>

ps418 · 11-07-2002, 03:25 PM

Those penguins are gay because of the fall, not because God designed them that way.

Or something like that. And yes, they are going to hell, along with those friggin Archaeopteryxs . . .

Mageth · 11-07-2002, 03:28 PM

Now wait, if penguins became gay because of the fall, what about the "bottleneck" of the flood? Only two penguins (a male and a female, and NOT gay) would have made it through. Cleansing the earth and all that. Voila, no more gay penguins!

[ November 07, 2002: Message edited by: Mageth ]</p>

Nickle · 11-07-2002, 03:38 PM

If only there were closets in the antarctic.

Bubba · 11-08-2002, 04:26 PM

Actually, I like these penguins. We could send the creationists down there to preach to them...

Would give "when hell freezes over" a whole new meaning.

Bubba <img src="graemlins/notworthy.gif" border="0" alt="[Not Worthy]" />

KnightWhoSaysNi · 11-09-2002, 10:55 AM

Tomorrow's News Headlines -- "Fire and Brimstone preacher condemns gay penguins!" --

In the news today, pastor Fred Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church showed up at the New York Aquarium displayng picket signs saying, "Penguins cursed!" and "God hates queer penguins!"

Phelps remarked, "We call upon these wretched birds to denounce their ungody practices! How dare they pollute the animal world with their debauchery! The Scriptures proclaim -- God made all manner of creatures that creepeth on the earth and said that it was good. These sodomite penguins clearly aren't good!!!"

[ November 09, 2002: Message edited by: Nightshade ]</p>

crocodile deathroll · 11-10-2002, 04:46 AM

Gays be warned. You will all be sent to Antarctica

Atheist121 · 11-10-2002, 02:10 PM

Penguins ain't in the Bible. They was chemically man-made like the Incredible Hulk.

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crownboy Regular Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: NYC, New York Posts: 114	What will God do to these penguins? If you believe in special creation and the bible, do these penguins go to hell ? If not, why is such behaviour not allowed for humans, if it is clearly natural in other parts of "god's creation"? <a href="http://www.jrn.columbia.edu/studentwork/cns/2002-06-10/591.asp" target="_blank">here</a>

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11-07-2002, 03:25 PM	#2
ps418 Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Louisville, KY, USA Posts: 1,840	Those penguins are gay because of the fall, not because God designed them that way. Or something like that. And yes, they are going to hell, along with those friggin Archaeopteryxs . . .

11-07-2002, 03:28 PM	#3
Mageth Contributor Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Deep in the heart of mother-lovin' Texas Posts: 29,689	Now wait, if penguins became gay because of the fall, what about the "bottleneck" of the flood? Only two penguins (a male and a female, and NOT gay) would have made it through. Cleansing the earth and all that. Voila, no more gay penguins! [ November 07, 2002: Message edited by: Mageth ]</p>

11-07-2002, 03:38 PM	#4
Nickle Regular Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Texas Posts: 385	If only there were closets in the antarctic.

11-08-2002, 04:26 PM	#5
Bubba Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Orient, OH USA Posts: 1,501	Actually, I like these penguins. We could send the creationists down there to preach to them... Would give "when hell freezes over" a whole new meaning. Bubba <img src="graemlins/notworthy.gif" border="0" alt="[Not Worthy]" />

11-09-2002, 10:55 AM	#6
KnightWhoSaysNi Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Edmonton, Canada Posts: 2,767	Tomorrow's News Headlines -- "Fire and Brimstone preacher condemns gay penguins!" -- In the news today, pastor Fred Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church showed up at the New York Aquarium displayng picket signs saying, "Penguins cursed!" and "God hates queer penguins!" Phelps remarked, "We call upon these wretched birds to denounce their ungody practices! How dare they pollute the animal world with their debauchery! The Scriptures proclaim -- God made all manner of creatures that creepeth on the earth and said that it was good. These sodomite penguins clearly aren't good!!!" [ November 09, 2002: Message edited by: Nightshade ]</p>

11-10-2002, 04:46 AM	#7
crocodile deathroll Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Darwin Posts: 1,466	Gays be warned. You will all be sent to Antarctica

11-10-2002, 02:10 PM	#8
Atheist121 Regular Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 292	Penguins ain't in the Bible. They was chemically man-made like the Incredible Hulk.

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