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Anunnaki · 07-03-2002, 10:03 AM

Yep you heard that right. The Vatican has,or should I say *had* a time machine. They have apparently misplaced it,but it was called a "chronovisor" and was used to travel back in time and take a home movie of jesus` crucifixion.

From <a href="http://www.newpara.com/time_travel.htm" target="_blank">here</a>:

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Ernetti's claim to fame was his assertion that he had combined ancient occult knowledge with modern scientific discoveries to create a time machine, the Chronovisor. He then claimed to have used this machine to witness such historical events as the Crucifixion, and to "open a window" on ancient Greece and Rome.

Theres also a short story about this amazing,but missing device on the II newswire.

Nobody knows where this chronovisor thing is right now,but I suggest they try searching Bede`s house.

[ July 03, 2002: Message edited by: Anunnaki ]

TooBad · 07-03-2002, 10:59 AM

Er... I think you'll find that it's a work of fiction, Anunnaki. Still, it wouldn't surprise me if it turned into a full-fledged truth-claim, somewhere down the line.

Anunnaki · 07-03-2002, 11:09 AM

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Originally posted by TooBad:
Er... I think you'll find that it's a work of fiction, Anunnaki. Still, it wouldn't surprise me if it turned into a full-fledged truth-claim, somewhere down the line.

You`re new here and obviously unaware of what a sracastic wise ass (some might even say "jerk") I can be.

Of course it`s not real! And even if there was such a machine the LAST place it would possibly be is the Vatican.
Those medieval morons probably couldn`t even hook up a VCR nevermind build a working time machine.

Ancient occult technology! LMAO!

[ July 03, 2002: Message edited by: Anunnaki ]

ex-idaho · 07-03-2002, 11:48 AM

Gore Vidal wrote a book about this very thing in the late 80's/early 90's.

<a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0140231196/qid=1025726195/sr=1-16/ref=sr_1_16/104-4164995-8881521" target="_blank">Live From Golgotha</a>

TooBad · 07-03-2002, 11:56 AM

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Originally posted by Anunnaki:


You`re new here and obviously unaware of what a sracastic wise ass (some might even say "jerk") I can be.

Sorry... No, it was me being the jerk. I'll pay more attention in future.

[ July 03, 2002: Message edited by: TooBad ]

Anunnaki · 07-03-2002, 12:28 PM

I`ve been thinking about this silly time machine and wondering about it`s construction and mechanics.

My guess is that it was built mostly out of foreskins and a paper mache mixture made from the shredded holy books of Roman Mystery cults.
It`s power source most likely was prayer.

[ July 03, 2002: Message edited by: Anunnaki ]

nogods4me · 07-03-2002, 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by TooBad:
Er... I think you'll find that it's a work of fiction, Anunnaki. Still, it wouldn't surprise me if it turned into a full-fledged truth-claim, somewhere down the line.

sorta like the bible, eh?

TooBad · 07-03-2002, 12:50 PM

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Originally posted by nogods4me:


sorta like the bible, eh?

I knew it reminded me of something...

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Anunnaki Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: I`ve left and gone away Posts: 699	I`ve been thinking about this silly time machine and wondering about it`s construction and mechanics. My guess is that it was built mostly out of foreskins and a paper mache mixture made from the shredded holy books of Roman Mystery cults. It`s power source most likely was prayer. [ July 03, 2002: Message edited by: Anunnaki ]</p>

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TooBad Regular Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Oblivion, UK Posts: 152	Er... I think you'll find that it's a work of fiction, Anunnaki. Still, it wouldn't surprise me if it turned into a full-fledged truth-claim, somewhere down the line.

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ex-idaho Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Spudtopia, ID Posts: 5,315	Gore Vidal wrote a book about this very thing in the late 80's/early 90's. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0140231196/qid=1025726195/sr=1-16/ref=sr_1_16/104-4164995-8881521" target="_blank">Live From Golgotha</a>

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