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Taffer · 05-27-2003, 07:28 AM

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Originally posted by QueenofSwords
Originally posted by Rational BAC
If what you desire in heaven is a sexless one, then that is what you will have. If what I desire in heaven is an endless orgy, then that is what I will have.

But if what Magus55 desires in heaven is for you not to have an endless orgy, what will happen?

Magus will be locked in a soundproof room with a rosary and a bible since, well, all he wants in heaven is to worship god.

Would that be a paradise to your liking, Magus?

Rational BAC · 05-27-2003, 07:39 AM

Taffer answered that better than I could

Corgan Sow · 05-27-2003, 08:52 AM

I'd rather be fucking 72 virgins in Allah heaven than having a massive sex romp with Jesus....

shit, forgive me, I'm straight and almost homophobic!

Rational BAC · 05-27-2003, 07:39 PM

Corgon----

There is really almost nothing in the Bible describing what heaven is like. So it can be anything you want it to be.

I think that was the intention in the Bible as far as leaving almost all description of heaven out (although hell seems to be described in excrutiating detail). Heaven is "do your own thing"

So you do not have to convert to Islam to have your 72 virgins. (probably seriously ugly with burkas on anyway).

You can have countless Christian women ---------although I do not really recommend virgins---they don't know what they are doing. I would recommend horny 35 year old women.

Goober · 05-28-2003, 05:00 AM

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I'd rather be fucking 72 virgins in Allah heaven than having a massive sex romp with Jesus....

ROFL!!! What I want to know is.... Does god have a dick?

Adam was created in his image, so god must have one, right? Who does he use it on, the son or the holy spirit? Maybe thats what the angels are for....

Calzaer · 05-28-2003, 08:58 AM

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Adam was created in his image, so god must have one, right? Who does he use it on

Us. He gets great joy out of screwing those of us who don't enjoy orally stimulating it.

openeyes · 05-28-2003, 09:36 AM

For some reason, I was considering this heaven bit the other day (I think someone on the radio was taking about meeting people from past times) when I found myself in a conundrum about trying to figure out how you'd really get to know new people since they couldn't really be their human self because everyone has many flaws, but they're not allowed in heaven, right? Do we all just turn into androgynous droids? Sounds like fun . . .?

I'm not sure just where it was, pretty sure it wasn't from the bible, but I have heard "In heaven there ain't no beer..." (Don't know about sex.)

Aravnah Ornan · 05-28-2003, 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by Magus55
Study for yourself. Open the Bible and sincerely ask God to show you His truth.

I've lost track of the number of unbelievers I've known who attribute their deconversion to studying the Bible.

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05-27-2003, 07:39 AM	#62
Rational BAC Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Tampa Bay area Posts: 3,471	Taffer answered that better than I could

05-27-2003, 08:52 AM	#63
Corgan Sow Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Posts: 1,537	I'd rather be fucking 72 virgins in Allah heaven than having a massive sex romp with Jesus.... shit, forgive me, I'm straight and almost homophobic!

05-27-2003, 07:39 PM	#64
Rational BAC Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Tampa Bay area Posts: 3,471	Corgon---- There is really almost nothing in the Bible describing what heaven is like. So it can be anything you want it to be. I think that was the intention in the Bible as far as leaving almost all description of heaven out (although hell seems to be described in excrutiating detail). Heaven is "do your own thing" So you do not have to convert to Islam to have your 72 virgins. (probably seriously ugly with burkas on anyway). You can have countless Christian women ---------although I do not really recommend virgins---they don't know what they are doing. I would recommend horny 35 year old women.

05-28-2003, 09:36 AM	#67
openeyes Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Minnesota Posts: 4,215	For some reason, I was considering this heaven bit the other day (I think someone on the radio was taking about meeting people from past times) when I found myself in a conundrum about trying to figure out how you'd really get to know new people since they couldn't really be their human self because everyone has many flaws, but they're not allowed in heaven, right? Do we all just turn into androgynous droids? Sounds like fun . . .? I'm not sure just where it was, pretty sure it wasn't from the bible, but I have heard "In heaven there ain't no beer..." (Don't know about sex.)

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