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Old 07-12-2003, 06:33 PM   #21
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My favorite summertime church sign slogan...

"Think it's hot? Better Prepare for Heaven!"

No implied threat here
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Old 07-12-2003, 07:06 PM   #22
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These billboards on the highway always annoyed me:


~The Thing That Should Not Be
Yeah, that one fries me too. It's like, Gawd has time to get huffy and slow down traffic because someone's using his name in vain, but he doesn't have time to keep Bangladesh from sliding into the ocean and killing thousands? Some benevolent deity he is.
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"Here we grow again!"

"Wise men still seek him."

"Got Jesus?"

"God Bless America"
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Old 07-12-2003, 07:20 PM   #24
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Hmmm... what's this "Jesus" person doing with all these hearts he's collecting? And what happens to all these heartless people afterwards?
http://www.gop.org/
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Old 07-12-2003, 07:28 PM   #25
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"Got Jesus?"

"Wise men still seek him"

"Here we grow again!"

"God Bless America"
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Old 07-12-2003, 08:19 PM   #26
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Yeah, that one fries me too. It's like, Gawd has time to get huffy and slow down traffic because someone's using his name in vain, but he doesn't have time to keep Bangladesh from sliding into the ocean and killing thousands? Some benevolent deity he is.
I also saw one the other day that said:
"We need to talk
God"

These signs better have been payed for by God. If he wants to talk to me the least he could do is set the sign up himself without needing the local Baptists to pay up. Couldn't he personalise it a bit? You know, you open you stash of documents which you keep in a locked safe and on top is a piece of paper. "WE NEED TO TALK" and some pictures of little people burning. Now that would be effective...
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Old 07-12-2003, 09:03 PM   #27
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On a Free Will Baptist church sign:

God Can!
I didn't know that they now sell god cans like tuna cans. How much does one such god can cost?


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