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hinduwoman · 05-24-2002, 06:11 PM

Found this on a muslim board: "Everyday I ask my mother to tell my father to wash his penis and testicles with his left hand. This is God’s Revelation that we are talking about!"

All I can say is that I am never going to do so, even if Allah asks me to do so.
This message is
<a href="http://www.malaysia.net/lists/sangkancil/2000-11/frm00009.html" target="_blank">surreal</a>

Here are the more scary parts:

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I am a good sunni. I do not deny the Hadith. After finishing my menses I take a piece of cloth perfumed with musk and clean my vagina/puki with it three times. Death to GAH. Kill Intan who do not know about this Revelation from God/Allah. They dare to deny the Hadith which is equivalent to denying the Quran. We must kill those who call themselves Muslims. They are rejecting God's Revelation. The only people assured of heaven are the Ahlul Sunnah Wal Jamaah. The people whose women clean their vaginas/pukis with musk three times after menses.
...

Forget about science and logic. God’s/Allah’s Revelation about musk being good for the vagina/puki must not be pushed aside. One day all those kafir western scientists will find out in their research that musk is good for the vagina/puki. Musk will be shown to have anti-bacteria properties and have chemicals that neutralizes the “fishy smell” that is a women’s discharge! ...

Ibu Kari, we will hunt you down like an animal and kill you. We are talking about Allah’s/God’s Revelation here. Do not make fun of my religion. If Allah/God says that Judgement Day will come after the buttocks of the women of the tribe of Daus moves, then it must be true. Allah/God never lies. We will hunt you down and kill you for insulting our Allah/God. This Revelation from God/Allah goes to show the importance of women’s buttocks/buntut in determining the Last Day. Death to GAH. Death to ibu kari

Decided this is too bizzaire for humour forum.

mac_philo · 05-24-2002, 06:48 PM

Hmmmm................

She seems to be a well rounded, passionate individual.

MzNeko · 05-24-2002, 07:34 PM

Sheeesh! I never knew that personal hygiene was a killing matter...

Born Free · 05-25-2002, 03:53 AM

Well all I can say is if a woman smells fishy down there then she got problems cause I sure as hell don't.

livius drusus · 05-25-2002, 06:17 AM

Anyway, musk? These are my options? Because if so, I'd take the salmon carpaccio over the rutting moose/Brut any damn day.

Thankfully, as an atheist not at all unfamiliar with basic hygiene I don't have to worry about which animal my pussy smells like.

Marduk · 05-25-2002, 06:36 AM

Adam and Eve just finish having sex, Eve goes down to the river to wash up. God says to Adam "Where is Eve?" Adam says "we made love, she went to the river to wash." What? says God, I'll never be able to get that smell out of the fish!"
ta ta boom.

Oresta · 05-25-2002, 06:41 AM

bonduca · 05-25-2002, 06:48 AM

*cannot handle thought of parental genitalia before noon. runs screaming from thread.*

[ May 25, 2002: Message edited by: bonduca ]</p>

Eudaimonist · 05-25-2002, 03:19 PM

And here I thought jojo-sa was bad...

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05-24-2002, 06:48 PM	#2
mac_philo Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Tax-Exempt Donor, SoP Loyalist Posts: 2,191	Hmmmm................ She seems to be a well rounded, passionate individual.

05-24-2002, 07:34 PM	#3
MzNeko Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Long Beach, California Posts: 1,127	Sheeesh! I never knew that personal hygiene was a killing matter...

05-25-2002, 03:53 AM	#4
Born Free Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 4,177	Well all I can say is if a woman smells fishy down there then she got problems cause I sure as hell don't.

05-25-2002, 06:17 AM	#5
livius drusus Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Selva Oscura Posts: 4,120	Anyway, musk? These are my options? Because if so, I'd take the salmon carpaccio over the rutting moose/Brut any damn day. Thankfully, as an atheist not at all unfamiliar with basic hygiene I don't have to worry about which animal my pussy smells like.

05-25-2002, 06:36 AM	#6
Marduk Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: the 10th planet Posts: 5,065	Adam and Eve just finish having sex, Eve goes down to the river to wash up. God says to Adam "Where is Eve?" Adam says "we made love, she went to the river to wash." What? says God, I'll never be able to get that smell out of the fish!" ta ta boom.

05-25-2002, 06:41 AM	#7
Oresta Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Detroit, MI Posts: 1,107

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bonduca Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: . Posts: 1,653	cannot handle thought of parental genitalia before noon. runs screaming from thread. [ May 25, 2002: Message edited by: bonduca ]</p>

05-25-2002, 03:19 PM	#9
Eudaimonist Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Sundsvall, Sweden Posts: 3,159	And here I thought jojo-sa was bad...

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