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Butters · 03-23-2003, 07:01 AM

Yea, Bush is the Anti-Christ, Rumsfeild is the beast.

B. H. Manners · 03-23-2003, 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by Butters
Yea, Bush is the Anti-Christ, Rumsfeild is the beast.

If Rummy doesn't have his little war go well he'll end up being the beast that got turned into a baste.

Calzaer · 03-23-2003, 04:15 PM

Um.. n00b question... who are Gog and Magog?

happyboy · 03-23-2003, 05:29 PM

i have it on the highest authority that planet X is made of radioactive solidified farts, and that the fungusmen that rule planet X intend on gathering up all earth women for a horrific ritual to summon crapicus maximus, the roman god of feces.

all fear and tremble before crapicus maximus, god of crap! :notworthy

happyboy, fearful servant of the lord of poo

B. H. Manners · 03-23-2003, 06:05 PM

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Originally posted by Calzaer
Um.. n00b question... who are Gog and Magog?

In the Book of Ezekiel and the Book of Revelations Gog was a king of the land of Magog, which would attack the land of Israel before the end of days. The Ezekiel account really is not clear as far as the end of the world goes (a lot of this is imagined by preachers), but Revelations says that Jebus H. Christ will do his second coming shindig and burn the enemies of God all up and destroy Gog and Magog in the process!

B. H. Manners · 03-23-2003, 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by happyboy
i have it on the highest authority that planet X is made of radioactive solidified farts, and that the fungusmen that rule planet X intend on gathering up all earth women for a horrific ritual to summon crapicus maximus, the roman god of feces.

all fear and tremble before crapicus maximus, god of crap! :notworthy

happyboy, fearful servant of the lord of poo

I'd like to see Jesus beat up the Lord of Shit after destroying Gog and Magog. Hell, Yahweh couldn't stand walking through the Israelite camp and seeing it much less touch it and fight it!

Spaz · 03-23-2003, 06:34 PM

haha, Gog and Magog, those are the dumbest names ever.

beth · 03-23-2003, 08:19 PM

Well, according to my pastor, it is the beginning of the end. The Holy Spirit will soon be removed, as will all those in whom the HS dwells.

Calzaer · 03-23-2003, 09:57 PM

I tell ya what... if there WAS a rapture, and Christians vanished, I'm converting post-haste. That'd convince me.

03-23-2003, 11:44 PM

If there was a rapture, it would be like a party where all the stiffs gave up and went home. With no Christians around, the real partying could get started...

Incidentally, if there was a rapture, say tomorrow, who would be leading our government? Because I'm sure the White House would be empty... on second thought, that ain't such a bad idea...

03-23-2003, 05:29 PM	#14
happyboy Regular Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: on the border between here and there, WV Posts: 373	the truth about planet X i have it on the highest authority that planet X is made of radioactive solidified farts, and that the fungusmen that rule planet X intend on gathering up all earth women for a horrific ritual to summon crapicus maximus, the roman god of feces. all fear and tremble before crapicus maximus, god of crap! :notworthy happyboy, fearful servant of the lord of poo

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03-23-2003, 07:01 AM	#11
Butters Regular Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Houston Texas Posts: 444	Yea, Bush is the Anti-Christ, Rumsfeild is the beast.

03-23-2003, 04:15 PM	#13
Calzaer Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,762	Um.. n00b question... who are Gog and Magog?

03-23-2003, 06:34 PM	#17
Spaz Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: 6th Circle of Hell Posts: 1,093	haha, Gog and Magog, those are the dumbest names ever.

03-23-2003, 08:19 PM	#18
beth Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: where orange blossoms bloom... Posts: 1,802	Well, according to my pastor, it is the beginning of the end. The Holy Spirit will soon be removed, as will all those in whom the HS dwells.

03-23-2003, 09:57 PM	#19
Calzaer Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,762	I tell ya what... if there WAS a rapture, and Christians vanished, I'm converting post-haste. That'd convince me.

03-23-2003, 11:44 PM	#20
shifterknob Guest Posts: n/a	If there was a rapture, it would be like a party where all the stiffs gave up and went home. With no Christians around, the real partying could get started... Incidentally, if there was a rapture, say tomorrow, who would be leading our government? Because I'm sure the White House would be empty... on second thought, that ain't such a bad idea...

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