ComestibleVenom

You guys are FOOLS.

First I'd grab the nearest brown scapular. Phew, guarenteed get-out-of-hell card. Not a moment too soon.

I'd quickly and urgently consult the bishop about the possibility of avoiding the "unforgivable" sin proviso in the bible (I'm sure he'd think of a way out, those catholics know all the damn tricks hehehehe).

I would DEFINITELY get a plerary indulgence for myself (in other words, a get-out-of-purgatory-free-card

I'd go to mass twice a day, go to confession every day. I'd always do 10 times the penance the priest gave me, I'd learn the latin Mass, I'd be celibate, I'd probably become a priest and spread the word of God.



But don't worry folks, I would come back here to infidels.org and tell you EXACTLY why I was convinced that God existed. FINALLY you'd find what you've all been looking for. I daresay it would be an earth-shaking event. At long last, rational proof of God's existence!:notworthy

Biff the unclean

Saying it's the Xian God really doesn't narrow it down very much. Just the Xians on this board worship more different Gods than all the Hellenic religions had combined. It's confusing only in that all of these different Gods have the same name, something like George Foreman's kids.
If Sabines God-lite were real I'd say fine. If Magus55's God were real I'd organize a group to search him out and kill him.

Mageth

If Magus55's God were real I'd organize a group to search him out and kill him.

PM me when you do.

ComestibleVenom

Like I said, you guys are fools. Gods, even the pettiest, smallest, are not to be messed with.

They could inflict horrors unlike anything the worst communist gulag could muster.

If gods exist, you grovel!

Biff the unclean

Now, now boyo. If you read Irish mythology you would know that our old religion says that we Milesians conquered the Gods. If we could do that to the great Tuatha De Danaan this wimp with the holes in his feet is no worry

Godot

poo-poo on that idea.
I see no reason to change my lifestyle to accomodate a new revelation of god. Besides, given the smugness of xians saying "I told you so", I wouldn't be lonely in hell. Not to mention all you lovely infidels to keep me company.
Isn't hell supposed to be an eternity denied the sight of god (at least as the pope recently defined it)? How the hell (pun intended) would that differ from what we've got right now?

Queen of Swords

Originally posted by Biff the unclean
If Magus55's God were real I'd organize a group to search him out and kill him.

And I would be honored to record the saga of the brave rebels against the evil emperor.

Taffer

>>One Winged Angel<<

Estuans interius
ira vehementi

Sephiroth!
(and so on . . . right?)

You could save my self-esteem by saying your nick came from somewhere else. I feel like a horrible nerd for making the connection already.

My life wouldn't change all that much. Depends really on which flavour of Christian God you're talking about; If it's the Vanilla/Strawberry loving and forgiving kind I'd probably just be me with a bible next to my bed (with all the nasty bits crossed out), but if it's the Fire/Brimstone version Magus55 likes to talk about, I'd be on the list of new satanistic converts.

Amaranth

*sigh* Someone beat me to identifying him as Sephiroth. *pout*

Anyways, I think that just given the knowledge that the xian god exists, I would one of two things: become the most devoted Roman Catholic ever, or check myself into the psych ward.

Biff the unclean

And I would be honored to record the saga of the brave rebels against the evil emperor.

"Luke (pisssst, hisss, click) Luke come over to the dark side!"
"NO!!! Never, I'll never give in!!!!"
"(pisssst, hisss, click) Luke, I am your father (pisssst, hisss, click)…"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo! "
"…and the son, and the (pisssst, hisss, click) holy ghost"