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Starboy · 07-13-2002, 01:16 PM

Hello creationists,

I have a question for you. If god created everything, then why did he create scientists?

Starboy

Abacus · 07-13-2002, 01:44 PM

He didn't. They're the spawn of the devil.

Starboy · 07-13-2002, 01:45 PM

Thanks Random, just checking.

Starboy

WWSD · 07-13-2002, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by Random Number Generator:
He didn't. They're the spawn of the devil.

Which brand of scientist do you think Satan likes best?

Biologists, I say.

Abacus · 07-13-2002, 03:39 PM

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Originally posted by WWSD:


Which brand of scientist do you think Satan likes best?

Biologists, I say.

And cosmologists.

DireStraits · 07-13-2002, 04:08 PM

Which brand of scientist do you think Satan likes best?

Biologists, I say.

And cosmologists

DS: Even though I am an evolutionist, Satan has not yet allowed me to rise in the ranks to be able to speak for him. Maybe when I become a demon, He says.

We must not forget the geologists, who were the first to see that the geological column could not possibly be explained by the Noachian Flood.

Then the paleontologists, who rejected the idea that fossils were placed in the Earth's crust by God to test Man's faith. Or by Satan for the same reason.

Then the physicists, who have prodided evidence that the earth is very old through the discipline of radioactivity study.

Did you mention cosmology? Yes, Hawking is clearly a Jobian figure who is league with the devil whom Satan has been clever enough to fool, even though Hawking is an atheist who does not believe in the supernatural.

Astronomers and astronauts, including Buzz Aldrin, who took Holy Communion on the moon, and agrees that the moon samples he helped collect show a massively old universe.

Then there are others. The Pope, for example, who accepts that evolution may have been used by Yahweh. Now THAT'S what you call deep cover!

And not forgetting all the others, Catholics, Protestants, Muslims, Bhuddists, Janes, Shintoists, etc. who accept evolutionary theory.

The Ancient Greeks who first proposed the idea of evolution. Lamarck for sure, not forgetting Darwin and Huxley.

THat enough? I don't think the list is complete. May others come and add to it...

Bubba · 07-13-2002, 04:34 PM

I for one am rather glad that scientists are around, divinely created, evolved, or placed here by aliens.

And I'm glad Aldrin and the pope believe in evolution and an old universe.

Bubba

Abacus · 07-13-2002, 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by Bubba:
I for one am rather glad that scientists are around, divinely created, evolved, or placed here by aliens.

I wonder what it would be like if we didn't have scientists? <Imagining what it would be like to live in a cave. Has the sudden urge to go hug a scientist.>

Shadowy Man · 07-13-2002, 08:37 PM

Hug me. I'm a scientist.

Luckily, no one cares about my science, so it won't offend anyone.

Starboy · 07-13-2002, 08:55 PM

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Originally posted by Shadowy Man:
Hug me. I'm a scientist.

Luckily, no one cares about my science, so it won't offend anyone.

I care Shadowy Man. Ain't the heavens grand! After all the times I have seen it, I still get a kick out of M13.

Starboy

[ July 13, 2002: Message edited by: Starboy ]

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07-13-2002, 01:44 PM	#2
Abacus Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Dakota Posts: 2,214	He didn't. They're the spawn of the devil.

07-13-2002, 01:45 PM	#3
Starboy Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Tallahassee, FL Reality Adventurer Posts: 5,276	Thanks Random, just checking. Starboy

07-13-2002, 04:08 PM	#6
DireStraits Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 81	Which brand of scientist do you think Satan likes best? Biologists, I say. And cosmologists DS: Even though I am an evolutionist, Satan has not yet allowed me to rise in the ranks to be able to speak for him. Maybe when I become a demon, He says. We must not forget the geologists, who were the first to see that the geological column could not possibly be explained by the Noachian Flood. Then the paleontologists, who rejected the idea that fossils were placed in the Earth's crust by God to test Man's faith. Or by Satan for the same reason. Then the physicists, who have prodided evidence that the earth is very old through the discipline of radioactivity study. Did you mention cosmology? Yes, Hawking is clearly a Jobian figure who is league with the devil whom Satan has been clever enough to fool, even though Hawking is an atheist who does not believe in the supernatural. Astronomers and astronauts, including Buzz Aldrin, who took Holy Communion on the moon, and agrees that the moon samples he helped collect show a massively old universe. Then there are others. The Pope, for example, who accepts that evolution may have been used by Yahweh. Now THAT'S what you call deep cover! And not forgetting all the others, Catholics, Protestants, Muslims, Bhuddists, Janes, Shintoists, etc. who accept evolutionary theory. The Ancient Greeks who first proposed the idea of evolution. Lamarck for sure, not forgetting Darwin and Huxley. THat enough? I don't think the list is complete. May others come and add to it...

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Bubba Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Orient, OH USA Posts: 1,501	I for one am rather glad that scientists are around, divinely created, evolved, or placed here by aliens. And I'm glad Aldrin and the pope believe in evolution and an old universe. Bubba

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Shadowy Man Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A Shadowy Planet Posts: 7,585	Hug me. I'm a scientist. Luckily, no one cares about my science, so it won't offend anyone.

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