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Apparently big G is a fan of fellatio... girls I've talked to all say that uncut and cut are the same during sex, but cut is way better for oral.

Maybe he gave that as a gift to the Jews: in exchange for doing what he says, he'll make their women more willing to polish their poles.

sodium

Brethren, let us turn to Galatians 5:1-12

5:1 Stand fast therefore in the liberty wherewith Christ hath made us free, and be not entangled again with the yoke of bondage.
5:2 Behold, I Paul say unto you, that if ye be circumcised, Christ shall profit you nothing
5:3 For I testify again to every man that is circumcised, that he is a debtor to do the whole law.

and

5:11 And I, brethren, if I yet preach circumcision, why do I yet suffer persecution? then is the offence of the cross ceased.
5:12 I would they were even cut off which trouble you.

Modern Bibles often translate the "were even cut off" part as "would mutilate themselves" or "would castrate themselves".

If only he read that part.