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CanoeMan · 11-11-2005, 12:51 PM

A black helicopter did not land on the lawn, a man did not leave the helicopter and he did most certainly not give me a non-existing membership card.

What did happen, though, is that I ran out of catshup - no, I mean ketchup - for my kitten stew - no wait, I meant chicken stew, and...

Aw crap, I suck at Conspiracies. Especially the Evil and Atheist sort. Luckily they don't exist. Honest.

(666 at last! And it only took me over three years, too!)

Lola · 11-11-2005, 01:39 PM

Hey CanoeMan,

Congratulations!! No worries, the helicopter should be leaving soon, and I just started the grill to roast up those kittens! :devil3:

-Lola

Straight Hate · 11-11-2005, 01:44 PM

I didn't pray last night and today I woke up to a natural disaster not happening on my front doorstep. Who would have thought?

Welcome to the club.

Arvel Joffi · 11-11-2005, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Straight Hate

I didn't pray last night and today I woke up to a natural disaster not happening on my front doorstep. Who would have thought?

Obviously, Satan is looking out for his own. It won't last forever, but Hellfire will!

:devil2:

Bright Life · 11-11-2005, 03:18 PM

What did we tell you about sharing this information?!?! It's of to ~E~ with you, until you learn how to keep things QUIET!

NZSkep · 11-11-2005, 03:44 PM

unbelievable, I walked under a ladder last year once. My girlfriend told me it was unlucky - I didn't believe her of course but lo and behold what should happen last week. I didn't win the lottery jackpot. i wish I had listened to her.

placebo messiah · 11-12-2005, 05:04 AM

HE WANTS YOU TO HAVE IT

Mike Rosoft · 11-12-2005, 11:32 AM

That's interesting. I didn't win the jackpot last year, either. (I also didn't bet, but who cares.)

Mike Rosoft

11-11-2005, 12:51 PM	#1
CanoeMan Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: out for some Rest 'n Relaxation Posts: 3,106	The strangest thing did not happen today. A black helicopter did not land on the lawn, a man did not leave the helicopter and he did most certainly not give me a non-existing membership card. What did happen, though, is that I ran out of catshup - no, I mean ketchup - for my kitten stew - no wait, I meant chicken stew, and... Aw crap, I suck at Conspiracies. Especially the Evil and Atheist sort. Luckily they don't exist. Honest. (666 at last! And it only took me over three years, too!)

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11-11-2005, 01:39 PM	#2
Lola Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Alaska Posts: 1,431	Hey CanoeMan, Congratulations!! No worries, the helicopter should be leaving soon, and I just started the grill to roast up those kittens! :devil3: -Lola

11-11-2005, 01:44 PM	#3
Straight Hate Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 4,171	I didn't pray last night and today I woke up to a natural disaster not happening on my front doorstep. Who would have thought? Welcome to the club.

11-11-2005, 03:18 PM	#5
Bright Life Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 8,345	What did we tell you about sharing this information?!?! It's of to ~E~ with you, until you learn how to keep things QUIET!

11-11-2005, 03:44 PM	#6
NZSkep Contributor Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: auckland nz Posts: 18,090	unbelievable, I walked under a ladder last year once. My girlfriend told me it was unlucky - I didn't believe her of course but lo and behold what should happen last week. I didn't win the lottery jackpot. i wish I had listened to her.

11-12-2005, 05:04 AM	#7
placebo messiah Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Isle of Ajyna Posts: 8,188	HE WANTS YOU TO HAVE IT

11-12-2005, 11:32 AM	#8
Mike Rosoft Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Prague, Czech Republic Posts: 965	That's interesting. I didn't win the jackpot last year, either. (I also didn't bet, but who cares.) Mike Rosoft

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