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God's Will Hunting · 04-20-2005, 07:38 AM

more proof that god exists. looks just like her to me...
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/04/20/mar....ap/index.html

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Police have patrolled the emergency turnoff area under the Kennedy Expressway since Monday as hundreds of people have walked down to see the image and the growing memorial of flowers and candles that surround it. Beside the image is an artist's rendering of the Virgin Mary embracing Pope John Paul II in a pose some see echoed in the stain.

"We believe it's a miracle," said Elbia Tello, 42. "We have faith, and we can see her face."

Tuesday morning, women knelt with rosary beads behind a police barricade while men in work shirts stood solemnly before the image, praying. A police officer kept the crowd of about three dozen from getting too close to the traffic but didn't stop them gathering around the stain.

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IamMoose · 04-20-2005, 07:39 AM

I am not trying to be irreligious but I SO read that as 'virgin Mary in underpants stain' ...

EssEff · 04-20-2005, 07:43 AM

HAHAHAHAHAAAA It looks more like Caspar the Friendly Ghost to me. Rats! Now his theme song will be running through my mind all day. DAMN YOU, CNN!

Koiyotnik · 04-20-2005, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by IamMoose

I am not trying to be irreligious but I SO read that as 'virgin Mary in underpants stain' ...

You're not the only one. :wide:

Naked Ape · 04-20-2005, 07:53 AM

Yea, it is truly a miracle. Imagine, an image of the BVM composed entirely of wino urine, which of course is jesus blood after processing by the human kidney.

Here is a homework challenge for the men, piss on a wall (in one spot, don't wave it about) and leave a stain that does not look like a shrouded human. That would be far more miraculous that the stain that these whackjobs are worshiping.

Cheers,

Naked Ape

hagiograph · 04-20-2005, 08:09 AM

Be prepared Infidels! As soon, with the Big Dig being completed in Boston and springing leaks right and left through the concrete, for a HUGE number of such Virgin Mary sightings in Boston!

It's the end of the world, I say! Lo Bechtel has become the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse (The dread Horseman of Construction Engineering Failures!)

-h.

Clivedurdle · 04-20-2005, 08:21 AM

Umm, why would God do this?

King Rat · 04-20-2005, 08:22 AM

Umm, what part of the virgin Mary is this stain supposed to represent?

Mageth · 04-20-2005, 08:23 AM

I saw that, and for the life of me it looks like the Virgin Mary's vulva to me.

You can even see a little "man in the boat".

God's Will Hunting · 04-20-2005, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Mageth

I saw that, and for the life of me it looks like the Virgin Mary's vulva to me.

You can even see a little "man in the boat".

LOL!

04-20-2005, 07:53 AM	#5
Naked Ape Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Winnipeg Posts: 1,780	Miraculous piss stains, you gotta be kidding me. Yea, it is truly a miracle. Imagine, an image of the BVM composed entirely of wino urine, which of course is jesus blood after processing by the human kidney. Here is a homework challenge for the men, piss on a wall (in one spot, don't wave it about) and leave a stain that does not look like a shrouded human. That would be far more miraculous that the stain that these whackjobs are worshiping. Cheers, Naked Ape

04-20-2005, 08:09 AM	#6
hagiograph Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: San Diego Posts: 560	Thruway Thaumaturgy! Be prepared Infidels! As soon, with the Big Dig being completed in Boston and springing leaks right and left through the concrete, for a HUGE number of such Virgin Mary sightings in Boston! It's the end of the world, I say! Lo Bechtel has become the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse (The dread Horseman of Construction Engineering Failures!) -h.

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04-20-2005, 07:39 AM	#2
IamMoose Veteran Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: On the fringes of the Lake District, UK Posts: 9,528	I am not trying to be irreligious but I SO read that as 'virgin Mary in underpants stain' ...

04-20-2005, 07:43 AM	#3
EssEff Veteran Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Central Indiana Posts: 5,641	HAHAHAHAHAAAA It looks more like Caspar the Friendly Ghost to me. Rats! Now his theme song will be running through my mind all day. DAMN YOU, CNN!

04-20-2005, 08:21 AM	#7
Clivedurdle Contributor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: London UK Posts: 16,024	Umm, why would God do this?

04-20-2005, 08:22 AM	#8
King Rat Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 6,855	Umm, what part of the virgin Mary is this stain supposed to represent?

04-20-2005, 08:23 AM	#9
Mageth Contributor Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Deep in the heart of mother-lovin' Texas Posts: 29,689	I saw that, and for the life of me it looks like the Virgin Mary's vulva to me. You can even see a little "man in the boat".

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