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TXHumanist · 10-13-2004, 09:22 PM

Yeah!!!! Who's with me?

Godless Wonder · 10-13-2004, 09:30 PM

Don't know if this works as a poll, but I've seen TxHumanist explain the Jesus Worshipping process in person, and that is damned funny.

mongrel · 10-13-2004, 09:38 PM

It's funny how I voted for the last of the options...

Megatron · 10-13-2004, 11:37 PM

OHHHHHHHHHHH HOLY JEEEEEEZUS, I FEEEEEEEL THE POWWAAAAAH OF THE LAAAWWWWWWDDDD!!!! :notworthy

(...yeah, right

)

no_more_700_club · 10-14-2004, 04:29 AM

Now that I have read the Extreme Teen Bible, I am inclined to agree with you.

Megatron · 10-14-2004, 04:33 AM

Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me... "Extreme Teen Bible"????? Who thinks up this shit?!?

EDIT: ROFLOL :rolling: here's one guy's review of a similar bible thing :

Quote:

Originally Posted by some dude on Amazon

Thank God for this book.. now I dont have to take any responsibility for my actions, because, according to this book, I can kill a bus load of nuns and all I have to do is ask forgiveness!.. Fantastic.. And now with the ban on assault weapons removed thanks to the religious right redneck jesus freaks, its gonna be easier than ever.. praise the lord.

:rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

no_more_700_club · 10-14-2004, 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zero Angel

Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me... "Extreme Teen Bible"????? Who thinks up this shit?!?

I thought the cover to this bible conveyed the inherent extremeness of worshiping god and jesus the best:

Megatron · 10-14-2004, 04:39 AM

Omyfuckinggawd, it gets better:

Quote:

Originally Posted by another dude at Amazon

At first, I was not sure if I was Extreme enough to understand this Extreme Teen Bible. I questioned my Extremeness and wondered if Jesus would accept someone as un-Extreme as myself. However, after reading the Extreme Bible I can say that only through Jesus can true Extreme-ness be reached, and that through Jesus even the least Extreme can find the true light of Extremeness and truly excellent righteousness! Now, I kick it with God all the time Forget, Snoop Dogg; Jesus (or Master J as I call him, we tight) truly is the most Extreme of them all, amen!

JESUS CHRIST!
CAN I GET A "WHOOP WHOOP"?

:rolling: can't... :rolling: stop... :rolling: laughing... :rolling:

no_more_700_club · 10-14-2004, 04:41 AM

You'd swear these products were a joke if they weren't real.

:banghead: :devil3: :Cheeky:

Other extreme ways to worship Jesus:

http://www.christiangoth.com/
http://www.metalforjesus.org/
http://www.hxc.com/ (Christian Hardcore)
http://www.christianpunks.com/

Megatron · 10-14-2004, 04:43 AM

Check that link I posted above, the reviews some people wrote are just KILLING me...

Quote:

Originally Posted by yet another dude at Amazon

At first I was, like "ew... a Bible ?" Then I saw it was an EXTREME BIBLE ! It was just so phat !!!!

The way Jesus talks like 3l33t h4x0r d\/d35, killer !

:rolling:

10-13-2004, 09:22 PM	#1
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10-13-2004, 09:30 PM	#2
Godless Wonder Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 4,197	Don't know if this works as a poll, but I've seen TxHumanist explain the Jesus Worshipping process in person, and that is damned funny.

10-13-2004, 09:38 PM	#3
mongrel Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: North of the South Pole Posts: 5,177	It's funny how I voted for the last of the options...

10-13-2004, 11:37 PM	#4
Megatron Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: New York Posts: 5,441	OHHHHHHHHHHH HOLY JEEEEEEZUS, I FEEEEEEEL THE POWWAAAAAH OF THE LAAAWWWWWWDDDD!!!! :notworthy (...yeah, right )

10-14-2004, 04:29 AM	#5
no_more_700_club Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Salish Sea Posts: 1,727	Now that I have read the Extreme Teen Bible, I am inclined to agree with you.

10-14-2004, 04:41 AM	#9
no_more_700_club Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Salish Sea Posts: 1,727	You'd swear these products were a joke if they weren't real. :banghead: :devil3: :Cheeky: Other extreme ways to worship Jesus: http://www.christiangoth.com/ http://www.metalforjesus.org/ http://www.hxc.com/ (Christian Hardcore) http://www.christianpunks.com/

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