Vorkosigan

This site has a good, detailed timeline of the composition of the Gospels that some may enjoy.
http://members.iinet.net.au/~quentin...-Timeline.html


Michael

rodahi

People should commit much of this to memory.

rodahi

Vorkosigan

Not at my age.

Michael

Tercel

And you think that's a good site?
I suppose it's worth the read just for the amusement value though.

rodahi

Tercel, I think Michael recommended this site to open-minded individuals who live outside fantasyland.

rodahi

Vorkosigan

Hmmm...what are the errors you see in it?

Michael

Lance

Be quiet, we can't let facts confuse belief, now can we?

Doubting Thomas

Hmmm...

Do you have dates that conflict? Evidence and citations please.



-T

offa

Here is my timeline;

Timeline built from Jubilees

02/08/0980j Adam died on 1st of Adar
02/06/0981j Cain died
02/09/1092j Seth dies
03/24/1111j The Lord commands Noah to make an ark
02/10/1190j Enos dies
06/03/1254j Noah took Emzara
06/14/1258j The Days of Ham begin
06/28/1261j The Days of Japheth begin
06/26/1263j The Days of Shem begin
02/13/1285j Kenan dies
02/16/1340j Mahalalel dies
04/14/1357j Noah entered the Ark
04/29/1357j The ark is fully loaded
04/30/1357j The Lord shuts the ark up and rains begin
06/08/1357j The 40th day of rain
06/14/1357j The springs of the great deep were closed
10/27/1357j The mouths of the great deep were open allowing water out
11/05/1357j The ark rested on Mount Lubar
12/13/1357j The mountains appeared
03/14/1358j The water dried up on earth ***
04/29/1358j The land was dry
05/09/1358j The ark was opened and animals allowed out
05/13/1358j Noah built an altar on mount Lubar
05/27/1358j Noah's Feast of Shebuot?
06/27/1360j The Days of Arpachshad begin
03/21/1366j Noah planted a vine on the mountain
09/15/1369j Noah harvested his vine
03/16/1370j Noah begins feast of wine drinking
03/30/1373j The testament of Noah
02/13/1413j Jared dies
06/21/1422j Arpachshad took Rasueya
06/11/1431j The Days of Cainan begin
06/21/1478j Cainan took Melka
05/31/1481j The Days of Shela begin
02/15/1496j Lamech dies
06/22/1520j Shela took Muak
06/17/1552j The Days of Eber begin
02/18/1606j Methuselah dies

Oh, about the New Testament?
John was written first and edited last. The seven
miracles are not really supernatural. Gentiles
are "water" and Hebrews are "wine". When Jesus
turned water into wine he was inventing Christianity.
The feeding of 5,000 and 10,000 is not supernatural
because they are one person in particular. You can
feed 300,000,000 when you dine Bush. Figuratively
speaking. John was written before St. Paul took
over Jesus' role. All four gospels were written
before A.D. 50. Read Thiering if you want specific
dates. If you do not read Thiering you are a fundie.

Thanks, offa

Polycarp

Quote:

Originally posted by turtonm: This site has a good, detailed timeline of the composition of the Gospels that some may enjoy.

Yeah, the site was very enjoyable. I couldn't stop laughing at the vast array of gross misrepresentations and outright misinformation.

Peace,

Polycarp