Just remember here that you are wallowing in your own mire.

Amos

No Amos, I am wallowing in your Bible stories with out any true reasoning, but with a typical interpretation no different than any Church today.
Now do you see why we Atheists demand solid reasoning and proof. Without it you can take almost any line of belief you want to and back it up to a large degree with fables/interpretations from the Bible.

Why do you think you xians have over 38,000 different denominations and hundreds more evolving each month now in Africa. You have nothing concrete.

You thought I was being silly with these posts, no I wasn't... there is just as much fact and proof to back these posts up as most denominations require for their beliefs and doctrine. It's all based on faith and interpretation. Why is yours anymore right?

[This message has been edited by critical thinking made ez (edited April 17, 2001).]

critical thinking made ez is right about church girls. From the age 15 up till 17 when I quit goin, I was getting all p from those church girls. In fact, it was after confirmation class that I had sex first.

My Gay God Theory was proved once again today, when I heard some radio advertising for the church service next Sunday... How Benjamin, the last child, represents the church today as the last church before the 2nd coming.

They take a story, substitute what sounds like it could fit by the slimmest of margin and create a whole new revelation that the Bible doesn’t address at all. So my “God making man as his sex toy theory” is just as real as Benjamin is to the last church.

The Gay/God theory was reinforced when I received a word from the Lord as I drove around today. I was told by the Lord, that he originally made man and woman homosexual but that they had preformed perverted male/female sex while alone in the Garden. Sex between them was signified by the eating of the “forbidden fruit”, the Apple.

This is the Sin that separated Man from God. This is why he hated Eve and all women so badly. She perverted God’s sexual partner. This unnatural act cause God to change man as he did the serpent to be forever perverted by desiring to have sex with women.

This explains why originally, Adam and Eve where to live forever, and never have children / no sex. If no sex why the sex organs? It was something God was utilizing for his own pleasures. The children thing came after the fall. If the sex organs were not being used between them, why would god have given them these party treats. It was because God was scoring with both of them. God is Bisexual. After the fall (sex), He then made homosexual activity off limits as part of the punishment.

It all is so clear now. These Bible stories do make sense if you have been granted the power to study and understand the bible.

So the Homosexual is really the chosen ones who are closer to God than all us perverted heterosexuals. We should be elevating the Homosexual to conduct all worship service and listen to them for spiritual leadership here on earth. The Homosexual is the special ones God chooses before their birth to bless them with this gift.

Yes. You may have seen the creationists "rationale" that suggests why this was morally OK back then, but then got changed.

Because as we all know, "I am the LORD; I change not".